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Big kaiju fan. Medium vegan. Small Twitch streamer. IDIC. 🏳️‍🌈ⓥ

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brokenbacktango.bsky.social
I am so weak for kitschy plastic bullshit.
Image of an older style troll doll (the type with a fake jewel for a belly bottom) styled to look like Chucky, the killer doll from the Child’s Play franchise. He’s t-posing in front of a rainbow flag.
November 27, 2025 at 1:15 AM
brokenbacktango.bsky.social
I can’t believe this hussy is at it again.
Image of a beautiful black and white cat nursing two smaller identical-looking kittens. The mother cat has this “Yeah, and you can’t stop me, bitch” look in her face and you know what, she’s right. At least the kittens are adorable.
October 25, 2025 at 4:17 AM
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I know these apps probably way overestimate this particular metric but… I burned the devil’s calories today 😈
Screenshot of a a bunch of stats regarding a walk the poster has taken. They walked 7.89 miles, 18,000 steps, but most importantly: they burned 666 calories.
October 4, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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I’m ready for spooky season and absolutely in love with these two adorable little shits. I’m so easily influenced by capitalism when things are cute 🤡
Image of two orange plush toy bears styled to look like friendly jack o’ lanterns. One is lighter and wearing candy corn colors (orange, yellow and white) and the other is darker and is wearing deep oranges and blacks.
October 2, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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My beautiful tamagotchi baby I don’t want to release you into the fields 😭
Close-up image of a blue Tamagotchi Paradise. On its screen is a little blue-and-yellow blob with rosy cheeks smiling happily.
September 27, 2025 at 8:32 PM
brokenbacktango.bsky.social
Oh baby AO3 never disappoints.

Now I just wonder how many of these are the fix-it fics and coffee shop AUs my sad ass needs right now.
Screenshot of the website Archiveofourown.org. It states: “1 - 20 of 214 works in The Long Walk - Richard Bachman.” Beneath this info screenshot shows this was taken on the first of eleven pages of content.
September 22, 2025 at 4:48 AM
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Update :) I don’t mind the few days I haven’t hit 10k, this is crazy progress for me tbh!
Close image of a calendar. On it are a bunch of animal stickers on the first 19 days. A few days lacking stickers, and there are frowny faces drawn on those days instead.
September 20, 2025 at 2:30 AM
brokenbacktango.bsky.social
My whale became a sea turtle.
Close-up image of a blue Tamagotchi Paradise screen in a poorly lit room. On the screen in an aquatic environment is a happy little cartoony sea turtle.
September 12, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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Today I went on a nice walk and went to the gym with a friend and it’s been, all things considered, a good day.

I also got my new Tamagotchi Paradise running and good news—it isn’t bugged this time! Yay!

Look at this ignorant little beast, it doesn’t know about politics.
Dark image of a brightly lit Tamagotchi Paradise screen. On it is a blue aquatic-themed environment and a cute stylized blue whale character smiling out at the camera.
September 11, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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It’s silly but I saw someone post about doing this to keep them hyped to get 10k steps a day and have a full month of stickers. They’d filled up the whole month and I’m kinda just starting but… yeah, while it may be kindergarten-style motivation, it IS motivation.
Image of an ASPCA calendar hanging from the wall. It is for the month of September and shows the image of a beautiful long-haired cat that has been written over in sharpie. A headband has been drawn on the cat as well as a collar that reads “#1 Walker.” There’s a cartoon bubble drawn near the cat to make it say “You can do it!” Next to the cat is written “10k step tracker.” On the calendar below the main image are the days of the month. On the first couple days there are stickers of cute animals marking a completed day, but one day has a sad face drawn on, marking an incomplete day.
September 6, 2025 at 2:10 AM
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Oh wow, they actually changed the Kamen Rider Zeztz streaming schedule to be a little more friendly to newer fans! I really didn’t think they’d do that, I’m impressed! Still not 100% what I’d like but it’s a much better deal for viewers.

I can’t waaaaiiittt!!
Screenshot of a post by Tokushoutsu. It reads: “UPDATE: the newest episode of Kamen Rider Zeztz will now stream continuously 24/7 after the Saturday Night premiere, through Monday. There will also be 5 episode mini-marathons that can be replayed VOD as weeks go on. All showings are completely FREE! And as an added bonus, there will be no ads for the initial 7:30 PT premiere on Saturday. #KamenRider #Zeztz” there is also an infographic attached that advertises the information again.
September 2, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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I don’t really care about Pokemon anymore but I require this in my life if I want any chance at being happy again. Look at this adorable little baby.
Image of a rotund cartoony sheep-like Pokémon, Wooloo, portrayed as a Build a Bear plush toy. It is wearing a headband with yellow flowers and bright orange bows in its weird hair tentacles on his head.
August 18, 2025 at 3:40 AM
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Ok what is this thing? I pass by this little dude everyday on my morning walk and I am curious.
Image of a creepy black, white and yellow-ish spider in the center of a web.
August 14, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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Until this point I genuinely thought I was projecting a little but no they absolutely know what they’re doing.

Anyway Ultraman Omega continues to be everything to me.
Picture taken of a show on a big TV screen. On the show, Ultraman Omega, one young man is sleeping in a sleeping bag on the ground, and another is using his stomach as a pillow to look up at the stars.
August 9, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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Reset it and now I’ve been staring at this fucking egg roll back and forth for
half an hour. I don’t understand how it could hatch just fine before the reset and now it’s not even doing that.

What a bummer. Guess I’ll have to return it.
Dark image with the bright color screen of a blue tamagotchi paradise. On the screen is a white egg sitting in an underwater setting.
August 4, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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Yeah… it’s been like this for nearly 24 hours and hasn’t needed care at all. I’m really hoping taking the batteries out and resetting it helps. This is so disappointing, I’ve been looking forward to the Paradise since it was announced 😞
Dark image of a brightly lit tamagotchi paradise screen. There are three categories: hunger (with a full bar of onigiri beneath it), happy (with a full rainbow bar beneath it) and years (indicating zero, as in zero years).
August 4, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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First tama on the Paradise! Can’t wait to see what this blob will become.
Image of an ocean-themed Tamagotchi Paradisr with a bright color screen. The shell is light blue and the three buttons along the bottom, the cracked top and the dial on the right side are all a darker blue. On the screen is a tiny light blue blob in a vibrant ocean setting, eyes closed and content. A yellow musical note above its head indicates it is singing to itself.
August 3, 2025 at 2:29 AM
brokenbacktango.bsky.social
Whooo!
Image of a colorful penguin-type bird with its flippers on its hips and looking very proud. It is standing in front of a bright, cartoony sun. The words “100 day streak” are in big bold letters across the bottom, and in smaller text beneath that is “Finch: Self-Care Pet.”
August 3, 2025 at 12:31 AM
brokenbacktango.bsky.social
I couldn’t help myself. The toy commercials got me again.
Image of two plastic toys on a black shelf crowded with indistinct miscellaneous items. The two bright plastic figures are rectangular, one a bright translucent blue and other a more subdued red. The blue one has a pleasant, cartoony smile and the word “Fuwamallow” across its front. The red one has a cartoonishly grumpy expression and the word “Chocodan” running down its face between its eyes. Both plastic figures have angel wings and a halo, and are on a base that makes it look as if they are flying away.
July 21, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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Did it really take me 40 episodes to notice Kamen Rider Decade’s camera in Hapipare or was it just for this scene?
Poor quality screen shot from episode 40 of Kamen Rider Gavv. Two people, a man and a woman, are looking toward the camera as a little white box jumps in the foreground. Behind the woman is a bright green shelf and on it, highlighted with a crudely drawn circle, is a magenta camera with two lenses.
July 17, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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Tiny arms! Tiny arms! Tiny arms! #ultramanomega
Screenshot from episode 2 of Ultraman Omega. A giant lizard is rearing up on its hind legs (portrayed by someone in a practical special effects suit). The lizard’s chin and underbelly are bright red. Standig up straight makes its teeny tiny little baby arms very evident as they reach for the sky and curse god. There is Japanese text in yellow at the bottom of the screenshot, but it is overlaid by an English translation in simple white text: “Dugrid, the poison sea lizard.”
July 12, 2025 at 6:48 AM
brokenbacktango.bsky.social
Oh fuck OH FUCK

#kamenriderzeztz
Screenshot of an interaction on Reddit. The title reads: “NEW SHOW Kamen Rider Zeztz to [Premiere].” The top comment reads: “From @KamenRider_EN: A new Rider awakens… KAMEN RIDER ZEZTZ. Premiering September 2025 in Japan. Broadcast and streaming are scheduled to air in: USA, Canada, Hong Kong, South Korea, Thailand, Taiwan, Vietnam, and the MENA Region. More details coming soon! Who’s ready?!” The next comment responds: “?? Streaming in the USA? Is this real?” A third response, which is partially cut off, reads: “Holy shit” and there is an extremely close up shot of a green-eyed Kamen Rider from Kamen Rider Blade (Kamen Rider Garren IIRC) posted as a surprised reaction image.
July 6, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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#caturday

My baby girl feeling very relaxed and chill
Image of a tortoiseshell cat, mostly black, laying on her back and curled to the side. Her little front paws are above her head like she’s having a great time on a roller coaster. Her mouth is wide open, mid-yawn, looking like a scream.
July 2, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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I’m trying the boiling method this time! Hope it works because I decided to toss my second batch in there too.

It sort of looks like I’m boiling poop right now tho.
Close up of a black pot on a stove top. Within the pot is boiling brown broth and two braided clumps of dough that will hopefully become tasty seitan soon. It doesn’t look appetizing in this state, however.
June 30, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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Just to give you an idea of how many books that’s been, this stack was my big birthday gift to myself. Only 4 books are new, and this all added up to about $130. That price for 15 books! 15!

(Don’t pay attention to the mess all around it lol)
Image of a towering stack of books on a carpeted floor. Most books have a big white sticker on the spine with a barcode that says “ThriftBooks” on it. Many are in obviously worn or used condition, while others are pristine. There’s a lot, it’s not worth noting every title and author present, but Stephen King dominates the pile. The stack of books is also surrounded by a messy assortment of cords but I’d prefer if we just all ignored that.
June 25, 2025 at 2:21 AM