TheBrokenParrot
brokenparrot.bsky.social
TheBrokenParrot
@brokenparrot.bsky.social
I like things
Everytime I change something about the car, something I need is missing. E.g. I tried to remove a nut but the screwdriver I have is to big...

And yes. I was trying to upgrade the old cans 🎵

Note to myself: expect to buy plenty of things you thought you already have or don't need at first 😅
December 21, 2025 at 2:19 PM
At my parents place, celebrating my father's birthday.
Everytime they talk about something remotely technical. It's like listening to retarded people that actually can't do what most other people can do, e.g. connecting WiFi.

I'm so lucky it's not my problem 😌
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November 15, 2025 at 12:48 PM
It's November already 😱
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November 4, 2025 at 4:44 AM
When I leave you.
Stay the way you are.
October 31, 2025 at 2:41 AM
The female courier that's giving the company packages speaks Spanish. I told her some time ago that I speak Spanish aswell. This suprised her. She was so happy and me too.
Today she was here again. I took the packages, we smiled and she winked at me 🥹

Hasta la próxima vez.
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October 16, 2025 at 12:28 PM
I feel awake enough right now during work and I think I'll have enough energy to draw later.

Ohh dear stay with me.
September 29, 2025 at 7:43 AM
Donde mi mami chula?
Donde? 🔭📡🛰️
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September 29, 2025 at 7:42 AM
Quiero una mami chula.
Thx in advance ☺️
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September 18, 2025 at 11:46 PM
I couldn't draw yesterday day.
September 11, 2025 at 6:34 AM
I will draw today.
September 10, 2025 at 12:32 PM
What a horrible apprenticeship this is...
What a bad job it is going to be!
I do feel like that one guy from the meme that is counting these darn tissues.

Ohh God, tell me why.
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August 13, 2025 at 8:32 AM
My beautiful (first) car 🚗☺️
August 4, 2025 at 12:06 AM
My everything 😊🚗
August 3, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Uuuhh I snapped just now 😳
I snapped and put into perspective (or justified) by saying that I have plenty of things on my desk and that I can't think of everything
July 27, 2025 at 8:44 PM
I bought my first car. It's a Toyota Avensis from 2005. It was very affordable and it appears to be a decent car 🚗
As soon as I have a plate on it, I'll show some pictures!
My dad was with me when I inspected the car and signed the Purchase Contract. He was so happy... and that makes me happy ☺️
July 26, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I'm afraid of stupid people because I'm afraid that they make me stupid as well.
Unfortunately my only solution for that is to process it through anger.
July 24, 2025 at 3:33 PM
So it appears that the cars I have seen are all junk cars.
Great... Either it's utter trash or it doesn't have a valid road permit.
The Camry was so nice though 🥹
July 23, 2025 at 6:43 PM
To whom it may concern.

I wish you a great day and plenty success 🌞
July 22, 2025 at 12:02 PM
So, I probably gonna buy my first car this week.
Later today, I'll drive with my dad and maybe another relative to a car dealership.
It's a 2007 Audi A4.
There is another car I'm going to see this weekend.
A Toyota Avensis from 2005.
Both decent cars.
Maybe I'll show a picture at some point 🚗
July 22, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Where can I find a girlfriend that is just like me?
June 27, 2025 at 8:09 AM
That's what I want to do
June 20, 2025 at 5:20 PM
It seems like i have 8 followers even though i just posted my first post on here.
When i click on the follower button to view them it says that i don't have any 😅
Soo....
Greetings to my dear follower from the spirit world!!1 👻👻👻
June 8, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Something interesting i have read today about the initiation process of a new mafia member and the code of silence, also called the Omertà.

To understand it more easily, there is a Siciliana saying:
"He who is deaf, blind and silent will live a hundred years in peace"
June 8, 2025 at 5:02 PM