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Eli Shabazz Gorbinskii 🦅

@bromega-x.blacksky.app

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Eli Shabazz Gorbinskii 🦅 @bromega-x.blacksky.app · May 29

“Don’t you worry, keep your balance”

Eli Shabazz Gorbinskii 🦅 @bromega-x.blacksky.app · 10m

I’m about to go on a morning walk. My dog and cat annoying the shit out of me.

Eli Shabazz Gorbinskii 🦅 @bromega-x.blacksky.app · 13m

It’s doesn’t wrap around the meat, it cradles it lmao.

Eli Shabazz Gorbinskii 🦅 @bromega-x.blacksky.app · 15m

This brings me back to my original findings after extensive research that cereal is a soup. In this thesis I will…

Eli Shabazz Gorbinskii 🦅 @bromega-x.blacksky.app · 15m

So then a wrap is a sandwich.

Genie Lauren @moreandagain.social · 20m

Incorrect

Hoagies are wraps 😌

Eli Shabazz Gorbinskii 🦅 @bromega-x.blacksky.app · 21m

It’s a piece of meat between a split roll. Like a hoagie. It’s a sandwich.

Eli Shabazz Gorbinskii 🦅 @bromega-x.blacksky.app · 16m

It’s a sandwich by definition and I was answering the question

a young boy in a blue shirt is typing on a laptop computer .

ALT: a young boy in a blue shirt is typing on a laptop computer .

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Eli Shabazz Gorbinskii 🦅 @bromega-x.blacksky.app · 20m

I guess technically they could be a sandwich by definition.

Eli Shabazz Gorbinskii 🦅 @bromega-x.blacksky.app · 21m

It’s a piece of meat between a split roll. Like a hoagie. It’s a sandwich.

Genie Lauren @moreandagain.social · 24m

Incorrect

Hot dogs are wraps

Eli Shabazz Gorbinskii 🦅 @bromega-x.blacksky.app · 26m

Hot dogs are sandwiches.

Eli Shabazz Gorbinskii 🦅 @bromega-x.blacksky.app · 23m

I know they were throwing shade to each other while taking this pic.

“Hello Tim are you cake, your face is falling”

Felipe De La Hoz @felipedlh.bsky.social · 1h

You cannot be fucking serious

SCOOP: Apple Quietly Made ICE Agents a Protected Class

Internal emails show tech giant used anti-hate-speech rules meant for minorities to block an app documenting immigration enforcement.

migrantinsider.com

Eli Shabazz Gorbinskii 🦅 @bromega-x.blacksky.app · 26m

Hot dogs are sandwiches.

rome. @romewithadot.com · 38m

Are hot dogs tacos or is a taco a sandwich?

Eli Shabazz Gorbinskii 🦅 @bromega-x.blacksky.app · 29m

Nobody:

My mom on a Sunday evening: “GO GET ME THE BOW-RETTE BAWKS”

Eli Shabazz Gorbinskii 🦅 @bromega-x.blacksky.app · 30m

Balls

BlackAmericanPrincess @tiviatavia.bsky.social · 1h

since we on the topic of what y’all call things what is this ?

Eli Shabazz Gorbinskii 🦅 @bromega-x.blacksky.app · 37m

I’m glad she’s okay but all this could have been kept in the family group chat if that’s the case lol.

Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 5h

Freida Parton says she did not mean to scare anyone when asking for prayers for her older sister, Dolly:

Freida Parton
“I want to clear something up. I didn't mean to scare anyone or make it sound so serious when asking for prayers for Dolly. She's been a little under the weather, and I simply asked for prayers because I believe so strongly in the power of prayer. It was nothing more than a little sister asking for prayers for her big sister. Thank you all for lifting her up. Your love truly makes a difference.”

Eli Shabazz Gorbinskii 🦅 @bromega-x.blacksky.app · 41m

None but my brother got in trouble for singing the “suck my dick” part of Party Up by DMX when we were kids lmaooo.

nai THEE corpse bride 🦋 @astoldbynai.blacksky.app · 4h

3. What song did you get in trouble for listening to as a kid?

Eli Shabazz Gorbinskii 🦅 @bromega-x.blacksky.app · 45m

Burlesque does not rhyme with flesh but okayyyyy

Eli Shabazz Gorbinskii 🦅 @bromega-x.blacksky.app · 1h

It’s a cart because of the wheels lol.

My name’s not Dray @neauxladre.bsky.social · 2h

Idk who needs to hear this but it’s a basket, not a cart!

Idc idc idc!!

Eli Shabazz Gorbinskii 🦅 @bromega-x.blacksky.app · 1h

CLEOPATRA COMING AT CHA

Eli Shabazz Gorbinskii 🦅 @bromega-x.blacksky.app · 7h

“Just the like one whose head is rolling on the ground — I think not”

Lmaoooo

Eli Shabazz Gorbinskii 🦅 @bromega-x.blacksky.app · 12h

Watching Blair Underwood and Mario Van Peebles have a handsome-off in Posse.

Eli Shabazz Gorbinskii 🦅 @bromega-x.blacksky.app · 12h

I want yall to stop saying Jalen Hurts tried to catch his own Hail Mary lmao.

Eli Shabazz Gorbinskii 🦅 @bromega-x.blacksky.app · 12h

I love showers

Eli Shabazz Gorbinskii 🦅 @bromega-x.blacksky.app · 16h

Okay now this is diabolical.

lindsey adler @lindseyadler.bsky.social · 1d

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Eli Shabazz Gorbinskii 🦅 @bromega-x.blacksky.app · 16h

Colman Domingo

Mel @thegatesofmel.blacksky.app · 19h

Artsy Black men and older Black women have the same wardrobe.

Eli Shabazz Gorbinskii 🦅 @bromega-x.blacksky.app · 16h

As the oldest son and child, I’ve seemed to only have dated a woman in the middle of the birth order and they didn’t care about NOTHING 🫩 I was so exhausted.

KC Butterfly🦋 @kc-butterfly.bsky.social · 16h

Eldest daughters beware, his birth order matters too! Life has taught me that oldest daughters struggle in relationships with youngest sons (and only children as well honestly). Especially if he’s the baby of the family. You will instinctually do everything and he will let you.

the lady from Bluesky @beigewunder.blacksky.app · 17h

I am a middle child but my older sister was not present/irresponsible (and 10 years older) so EYE took on elder daughter roles for my little brother. And baby this is SO TRUE. I don't wanna use a single brain cell when I'm with a man but my default is to use them all 😔

Eli Shabazz Gorbinskii 🦅 @bromega-x.blacksky.app · 16h