Buck Beocca
@brominedream.bsky.social
Two words. Blood. Type.
How else can professors prove "merit" besides SAT scores? Wrong answers only. I'll go first: ability to do sixth-grade geometry homework (two professors in my house fail)
January 2, 2026 at 8:01 PM
Two words. Blood. Type.
"Your most common search term was 'True Love.'"
pornhub wrapped 2025
December 26, 2025 at 6:13 PM
"Your most common search term was 'True Love.'"
I regret to inform you all that Tiny Tim has died of Ligma.
December 25, 2025 at 5:58 PM
I regret to inform you all that Tiny Tim has died of Ligma.
Hello, Based Department? We've got a live one over here.
In terms of what’s understood to be socially acceptable behavior, normalizing the filming/taking pictures of people in public who are minding their own business (and putting it online) is one of the worst developments of the past 15 years.
Woman Hailed as Hero for Smashing Man's Meta Smart Glasses on Subway
A New York subway rider has accused a woman of breaking his Meta smart glasses. She was later hailed as a hero.
futurism.com
December 5, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Hello, Based Department? We've got a live one over here.
So it's not just a clever name.
The death metal band’s sole remaining member has launched a GoFundMe to get home to Portland
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November 25, 2025 at 7:14 PM
So it's not just a clever name.
Dark Souls 2 Lore.
I figure Ken Burns has one, maybe two big documentary series in him before he fully retires. What do you think they should be? My votes include Football, Hip-Hop, World War 1, Reconstruction (though Skip Gates did this one well), Iraq/Afghanistan, 19th Century Expansionism.
November 25, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Dark Souls 2 Lore.
My work wife got laid off because of AI now I need to have an affair with Chat GPT :(
November 18, 2025 at 12:26 AM
My work wife got laid off because of AI now I need to have an affair with Chat GPT :(
I've finally done it. I've finally deleted my home directory by making a mistake in a config file in linux. What a rush.
November 2, 2025 at 2:27 AM
I've finally done it. I've finally deleted my home directory by making a mistake in a config file in linux. What a rush.
Nope. Quite the opposite in fact.
Has anything great happened in your life because of social media?
October 8, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Nope. Quite the opposite in fact.
See back in my day "vibe working" meant coning to work high and doing a half-assed job.
Microsoft launches ‘vibe working’ in Excel and Word
Microsoft launches ‘vibe working’ in Excel and Word
Vibe working is all about Office’s new Agent Mode.
buff.ly
October 1, 2025 at 5:04 PM
See back in my day "vibe working" meant coning to work high and doing a half-assed job.
What if his neck just did that?
September 16, 2025 at 8:23 PM
What if his neck just did that?
Scratch a furry and a PhD in Computer Science bleeds.
August 11, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Scratch a furry and a PhD in Computer Science bleeds.
How about you lick my ass?
Do not lick batteries.
July 26, 2025 at 2:09 PM
How about you lick my ass?
Fan theory: Boomhauer was Hank Hill's Friend.
July 22, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Fan theory: Boomhauer was Hank Hill's Friend.
Someone who's good at art needs to make the Dan Da Dan intro but with Steely Dan.
December 3, 2024 at 5:28 AM
Someone who's good at art needs to make the Dan Da Dan intro but with Steely Dan.