Bronzer
@bronzer.bsky.social
I'm a lawyer, but I'm not your lawyer. Don't ask me for advice.
Star Wars keeps me safe from my trouble and pain.
'HAPPINESS FOR EVERYBODY,
FREE, AND NO ONE WILL GO AWAY UNSATISFIED!' "
Star Wars keeps me safe from my trouble and pain.
'HAPPINESS FOR EVERYBODY,
FREE, AND NO ONE WILL GO AWAY UNSATISFIED!' "
More realistically, you'd make North America: Total War, and then just have the US civil war be the main campaign or one of several campaigns.
January 14, 2026 at 2:51 AM
More realistically, you'd make North America: Total War, and then just have the US civil war be the main campaign or one of several campaigns.
TEXAS HAS INVADED FLORIDA
CANADA INVADES ILLINOIS
MEXICO TRYING TO GET BACK CALIFORNIA
SPAIN IS ALSO INVADING FLORIDA
CANADA INVADES ILLINOIS
MEXICO TRYING TO GET BACK CALIFORNIA
SPAIN IS ALSO INVADING FLORIDA
January 14, 2026 at 2:50 AM
TEXAS HAS INVADED FLORIDA
CANADA INVADES ILLINOIS
MEXICO TRYING TO GET BACK CALIFORNIA
SPAIN IS ALSO INVADING FLORIDA
CANADA INVADES ILLINOIS
MEXICO TRYING TO GET BACK CALIFORNIA
SPAIN IS ALSO INVADING FLORIDA
Union version of Dixie is funny tho
OH WAY DOWN SOUTH IN THE LAND OF SLAVERS
RATTLESNAKES AND ALLIGATORS
OH WAY DOWN SOUTH IN THE LAND OF SLAVERS
RATTLESNAKES AND ALLIGATORS
January 13, 2026 at 3:04 PM
Union version of Dixie is funny tho
OH WAY DOWN SOUTH IN THE LAND OF SLAVERS
RATTLESNAKES AND ALLIGATORS
OH WAY DOWN SOUTH IN THE LAND OF SLAVERS
RATTLESNAKES AND ALLIGATORS
I thought you lived in China
January 10, 2026 at 12:57 AM
I thought you lived in China
That's cool but I have the least move-able career: lawyer
January 9, 2026 at 2:54 PM
That's cool but I have the least move-able career: lawyer
like, what, a criminal?
January 9, 2026 at 4:40 AM
like, what, a criminal?
Now I can see it Idk what changed
January 8, 2026 at 3:58 PM
Now I can see it Idk what changed
It's not on patron or at least I can't see it
January 8, 2026 at 3:09 PM
It's not on patron or at least I can't see it
Not one would mind, neither bird nor tree
If mankind perished utterly;
And Spring herself, when she woke at dawn,
Would scarcely know that we were gone.
If mankind perished utterly;
And Spring herself, when she woke at dawn,
Would scarcely know that we were gone.
January 8, 2026 at 1:46 AM
Not one would mind, neither bird nor tree
If mankind perished utterly;
And Spring herself, when she woke at dawn,
Would scarcely know that we were gone.
If mankind perished utterly;
And Spring herself, when she woke at dawn,
Would scarcely know that we were gone.
Robins will wear their feathery fire
Whistling their whims on a low fence-wire;
And not one will know of the war, not one
Will care at last when it is done.
Whistling their whims on a low fence-wire;
And not one will know of the war, not one
Will care at last when it is done.
January 8, 2026 at 1:46 AM
Robins will wear their feathery fire
Whistling their whims on a low fence-wire;
And not one will know of the war, not one
Will care at last when it is done.
Whistling their whims on a low fence-wire;
And not one will know of the war, not one
Will care at last when it is done.
The Bluesky goblin picks its favorite posts and lets them pass
January 4, 2026 at 1:50 PM
The Bluesky goblin picks its favorite posts and lets them pass