I'M HUGE!

. . . Sorry, but it had to be said.

The Little Mermaid 2: Return to the Sea

I'm with you. Sarge's hands look like a piping bag that's been overfilled.

Perhaps he's supposed to be part hippo. He certainly gives off aggressive herbivore vibes to me 😂.

Frankly my pick is pretty calm compared to the rest of these, but it's the closest I've got.

I saw Men In Black when I was 6 or 7. Somehow I managed to filter out everything that bumped it up from PG to PG-13.

And my decision to switch over to Libre once my student access to word abates is affirmed.

I'm sure there are worse Tolkien pilots out there, but this still sounds dire. I would much rather watch the Adventures of Tom Bombadil instead.

Surely there's a more interesting part of the Lord Of The Rings to adapt. I mean, all that happened was that he wandered a bit, got picked up by Sauron who tortured him, and was later picked up by some rangers.

Honestly it just sounds like an excuse to show of the Rangers.

You could make the argument that they're just deep fried dumplings with pizza toppings.

The other pop-culture Sauron isn't much better. Naming your company after an energy vampire feels like a bad move too me, dinosaurs or no.

Presumably we just missed the yearly offering to the sun/community weenie roast.

Frankly, I wouldn't play this even if Rowling personally bought me a fully-kitted out PC and gave me 1000 USD.

If your local library has a copy, I'd suggest picking this up. It's certainly worth the read. There's also a whole line of classic literature adapted by the Disney comics staff, many of which have English translations. If you don't want to learn Italian that is.