Paul Pearson
@bronzethumb.bsky.social
Too "neat" and "funny" for my own good. Should we eat the rich, destroy capitalism and overthrow the status quo? (He/him)
My insomnia watch tonight is WHITE HOISE DOWN, a film that’s very silly and incredibly fun. And most importantly, it isn’t shy in the least about being a blatant DIE HARD ripoff. blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2...
December 17, 2025 at 3:42 PM
My insomnia watch tonight is WHITE HOISE DOWN, a film that’s very silly and incredibly fun. And most importantly, it isn’t shy in the least about being a blatant DIE HARD ripoff. blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2...
Finally got the chance to pick up some of this year's new games. What do I play first: CLAIR OBSCUR: EXPEDITION 33, or GHOST OF YOTEI?
December 17, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Finally got the chance to pick up some of this year's new games. What do I play first: CLAIR OBSCUR: EXPEDITION 33, or GHOST OF YOTEI?
I would love to make some screencap comics using stills from A FEW GOOD MEN and dialogue from MY COUSIN VINNY.
December 16, 2025 at 2:02 PM
I would love to make some screencap comics using stills from A FEW GOOD MEN and dialogue from MY COUSIN VINNY.
The Duffer Brothers, watching WEAPONS earlier this year:
November 30, 2025 at 6:05 AM
The Duffer Brothers, watching WEAPONS earlier this year:
Share the last movie you watched...
November 26, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Share the last movie you watched...
🎶 But then he asks me, "Do you know where my car keys are?"
I look at him in his face, and I say...
"HAVE YOU CHECKED YOUR BUTTHOLE?" 🎶
I look at him in his face, and I say...
"HAVE YOU CHECKED YOUR BUTTHOLE?" 🎶
November 23, 2025 at 2:03 AM
🎶 But then he asks me, "Do you know where my car keys are?"
I look at him in his face, and I say...
"HAVE YOU CHECKED YOUR BUTTHOLE?" 🎶
I look at him in his face, and I say...
"HAVE YOU CHECKED YOUR BUTTHOLE?" 🎶
Why has there not been some kind of Alan Partridge/Philomena Cunk crossover? Do something useful, Britain.
November 17, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Why has there not been some kind of Alan Partridge/Philomena Cunk crossover? Do something useful, Britain.
Drop something BLUE. 👖🦋🖤🧞♂️🫐
November 8, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Drop something BLUE. 👖🦋🖤🧞♂️🫐
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING!?
October 29, 2025 at 1:52 PM
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING!?
What's it like inside your head?
October 24, 2025 at 12:40 AM
What's it like inside your head?
I stay muted anyway when I play online games, but lately it's been useful as I run around MARVEL RIVALS levels as Daredevil singing "Catholic Trauma Ninja Fuckboi" to myself.
October 17, 2025 at 9:50 AM
I stay muted anyway when I play online games, but lately it's been useful as I run around MARVEL RIVALS levels as Daredevil singing "Catholic Trauma Ninja Fuckboi" to myself.
Yondu whistled so that Mr Terrific could make vague hand gestures. Bless them both.
August 25, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Yondu whistled so that Mr Terrific could make vague hand gestures. Bless them both.
I enjoyed the hell out of this one. Also, I came up with the alternate title "BARBIE DRIVER" about five minutes in and I'm very proud of it.
August 24, 2025 at 12:11 PM
I enjoyed the hell out of this one. Also, I came up with the alternate title "BARBIE DRIVER" about five minutes in and I'm very proud of it.
I think of this post a lot:
July 20, 2025 at 1:42 AM
I think of this post a lot:
If you see this quote with a robot that isn't from Star Wars or Transformers.
June 30, 2025 at 7:02 AM
If you see this quote with a robot that isn't from Star Wars or Transformers.
All I could think of when the new trailer dropped.
June 25, 2025 at 2:11 PM
All I could think of when the new trailer dropped.
BREAKING: Trump claims victory in conclave vote, says “I won the popular vote, it was the biggest turnout in pupil history.”
May 8, 2025 at 4:27 PM
BREAKING: Trump claims victory in conclave vote, says “I won the popular vote, it was the biggest turnout in pupil history.”
DYING FOR SEX is a lot, for a lot of different reasons, but holy shit is it an incredible piece of art. Hard recommend.
April 27, 2025 at 10:52 AM
DYING FOR SEX is a lot, for a lot of different reasons, but holy shit is it an incredible piece of art. Hard recommend.
Figured out what’s up with the Section 31 movie. No questions at this time.
January 31, 2025 at 8:14 AM
Figured out what’s up with the Section 31 movie. No questions at this time.
There’s nerdy, and then there’s Eating The Street Meat Of A Fictional Universe nerdy.
January 12, 2025 at 11:45 AM
There’s nerdy, and then there’s Eating The Street Meat Of A Fictional Universe nerdy.
This would be the greatest, most un-hinged crossover of all time.
January 3, 2025 at 6:46 AM
This would be the greatest, most un-hinged crossover of all time.
Hands-down my favourite episode of Doctor Who since RTD came back.
December 25, 2024 at 9:54 PM
Hands-down my favourite episode of Doctor Who since RTD came back.
December 21, 2024 at 5:13 AM
“BRING ME SOLO AND THE WOOKIE!!”
December 10, 2024 at 10:10 PM
“BRING ME SOLO AND THE WOOKIE!!”