Brooklynsjames
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It’s not my fault that the world is falling apart so fast that I can’t spend my one day off binging Veronica Mars without worrying that WW3 is gonna start at literally any moment
January 22, 2026 at 1:50 AM
It’s not my fault that the world is falling apart so fast that I can’t spend my one day off binging Veronica Mars without worrying that WW3 is gonna start at literally any moment
Fanfic? I’ll thank you not to refer to Transformers UK that way
January 20, 2026 at 5:40 PM
Fanfic? I’ll thank you not to refer to Transformers UK that way
Trump can’t sue me for calling him a pedophile because I only call him a .pdf file. Based on the Laura Loomer “Arby’s in her pants” defense, I’m in the clear
January 20, 2026 at 5:35 PM
Trump can’t sue me for calling him a pedophile because I only call him a .pdf file. Based on the Laura Loomer “Arby’s in her pants” defense, I’m in the clear
How many times does the hysterical liberal fever dream have to come true before people start listening?
January 20, 2026 at 1:15 AM
How many times does the hysterical liberal fever dream have to come true before people start listening?
You got space the fake controversies out. The war on Protein was just like a week and a half ago. It’s too soon to invent a war on whole milk that you can claim victory on
January 20, 2026 at 1:02 AM
You got space the fake controversies out. The war on Protein was just like a week and a half ago. It’s too soon to invent a war on whole milk that you can claim victory on
I don’t know, my watch says it time to rehash the Phoenix Saga again
January 20, 2026 at 12:54 AM
I don’t know, my watch says it time to rehash the Phoenix Saga again
I wonder what it says about the decision from Buffalo’s pov that none of the top candidates thought that was a possibility?
January 20, 2026 at 12:53 AM
I wonder what it says about the decision from Buffalo’s pov that none of the top candidates thought that was a possibility?
In this house, Christmas trees come down during Spring Break.
January 20, 2026 at 12:49 AM
In this house, Christmas trees come down during Spring Break.
But now that you mention it…
January 20, 2026 at 12:47 AM
But now that you mention it…
Wait, did they write that today? Not that it’s cool ever, but that would be extra if they chose today to write that.
January 20, 2026 at 12:24 AM
Wait, did they write that today? Not that it’s cool ever, but that would be extra if they chose today to write that.
I was really gonna have to reconsider Catholicism for a second there
January 19, 2026 at 3:07 AM
I was really gonna have to reconsider Catholicism for a second there
Because despite the fact that they are the most spoiled fanbase in sports, they still want to see themselves as the downtrodden underdogs.
January 19, 2026 at 2:17 AM
Because despite the fact that they are the most spoiled fanbase in sports, they still want to see themselves as the downtrodden underdogs.
This probably doesn’t even reach the top ten of corrupt self dealing he’s done.
January 17, 2026 at 5:22 PM
This probably doesn’t even reach the top ten of corrupt self dealing he’s done.
But if you want to attack Europe in Risk, you need Greenland
January 17, 2026 at 5:19 PM
But if you want to attack Europe in Risk, you need Greenland
It’s why they kept him on this long. It’s something they can give him that costs the Giants nothing cuz they were gonna do it anyway
January 17, 2026 at 1:10 AM
It’s why they kept him on this long. It’s something they can give him that costs the Giants nothing cuz they were gonna do it anyway
Worse, he’s letting Ben bully him into doing it in his own show.
When you you get bullied by Ben Shapiro on your own show, it’s time to give up
When you you get bullied by Ben Shapiro on your own show, it’s time to give up
January 16, 2026 at 2:50 PM
Worse, he’s letting Ben bully him into doing it in his own show.
When you you get bullied by Ben Shapiro on your own show, it’s time to give up
When you you get bullied by Ben Shapiro on your own show, it’s time to give up
Hard Drugs Hump Day
January 15, 2026 at 9:50 PM
Hard Drugs Hump Day
You realize that the one of ours was Kirk, which means they see all of us as fair game
January 14, 2026 at 6:24 AM
You realize that the one of ours was Kirk, which means they see all of us as fair game
How many meetings with Iran did he have on his schedule?
January 14, 2026 at 5:31 AM
How many meetings with Iran did he have on his schedule?
That…is…genius
January 14, 2026 at 4:01 AM
That…is…genius
But he did his own research
January 14, 2026 at 3:24 AM
But he did his own research