Brooks Bannister
@brooksbannister.bsky.social
I’m a squirrel and democracy lover, and we’d be better off if we let the squirrels take over Earth. My followers are called Acorns, and I don’t do DM’s, crypto, GoFundMe’s, or photos of your… you know.
Sir, this is a Wendy’s.
September 23, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Sir, this is a Wendy’s.
I can’t believe I’m using Chappelle’s Show now, but if only Trump got ruined because he decided to keep it real.
January 29, 2025 at 3:52 AM
I can’t believe I’m using Chappelle’s Show now, but if only Trump got ruined because he decided to keep it real.
Any way, here’s a real man in a fedora who hates Nazis.
a man wearing a hat and a jacket is standing in the dark
ALT: a man wearing a hat and a jacket is standing in the dark
media.tenor.com
January 28, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Any way, here’s a real man in a fedora who hates Nazis.
This.
Make this the message of 2026. Make the working class see that the billionaires ruined their lives.
Make this the message of 2026. Make the working class see that the billionaires ruined their lives.
January 28, 2025 at 12:41 AM
This.
Make this the message of 2026. Make the working class see that the billionaires ruined their lives.
Make this the message of 2026. Make the working class see that the billionaires ruined their lives.
I thought you were going say “seducing a deer, making it fall in love with you, realizing it is the one, and entering a loving, stable relationship.”
January 26, 2025 at 4:04 AM
I thought you were going say “seducing a deer, making it fall in love with you, realizing it is the one, and entering a loving, stable relationship.”
Billy Ray looks like he just found out the park installed anti-homeless features on their benches.
January 22, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Billy Ray looks like he just found out the park installed anti-homeless features on their benches.
That’s just what I’m gonna be calling these idiots for as long as I live.
January 20, 2025 at 11:47 PM
That’s just what I’m gonna be calling these idiots for as long as I live.
GSN for me, only because I got sick today.
January 20, 2025 at 6:00 PM
GSN for me, only because I got sick today.
Perfect as the Trumps are set to robble robble from everyone whose bank accounts don’t have ten figures.
January 20, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Perfect as the Trumps are set to robble robble from everyone whose bank accounts don’t have ten figures.
I’ll be doing Game Show Network once I get back home from work. Did you know they’re airing Ken Jennings-hosted Jeopardy now? Soon, Tic-Tac-Dough will be airing new episodes!
January 20, 2025 at 3:57 AM
I’ll be doing Game Show Network once I get back home from work. Did you know they’re airing Ken Jennings-hosted Jeopardy now? Soon, Tic-Tac-Dough will be airing new episodes!
When this is over, Trump will hopefully be lucky to fill a Burger King for a rally.
January 20, 2025 at 3:11 AM
When this is over, Trump will hopefully be lucky to fill a Burger King for a rally.
Vivek, that’s the door hitting you on your way out.
January 20, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Vivek, that’s the door hitting you on your way out.