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Brook Trout Café
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I'm just watching a bad dream I never wake up from
Me: "y'know, maybe I should re-up my WaPo subscription."
WaPo edit board: "Racism is good, actually"
Me: "WELP"
December 11, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Maybe one explanation is the Trump Admin knows the wheels are coming off (Hegseth boat strikes, FBI dumbassery, Noem eyeing contempt charges, etc. etc.) and they're flailing with vice signalling bullshit like the Ukrainian surrender plan, GRT national security, and so on
December 10, 2025 at 10:59 PM
(I don't think the judge will be amused by this ploy, but if they wanna put Noem on the stand under oath, be my guest!)
a cartoon character holding a light with the words be our guest above it
ALT: a cartoon character holding a light with the words be our guest above it
media.tenor.com
December 10, 2025 at 10:57 PM
make the Crime Fraud Exception great again!
December 10, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Christian psychos will literally tell you, without irony, that "Call me maybe" is satanic
December 10, 2025 at 4:23 PM
so they just stick pardons in front of him, say "Biden bad," and he signs them?
December 10, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Now normally I oppose burning books... however...
December 10, 2025 at 3:22 PM
even then the AUMF was grossly abused
December 9, 2025 at 10:44 PM
damn, a terabyte of even formatted text is a lotta damn text
December 9, 2025 at 10:42 PM
hahahaha ever ask ChatGPT to design a schematic? The results are comical. Like something a five-year-old would draw if you asked them how a cell phone looks on the inside
December 9, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Question: do you have this problem I have where I write 1,000-ish words in a sitting, like it at the time, then the next day I just delete the whole thing because it seems like trash?
December 9, 2025 at 10:31 PM
"Eyes melt, skin explodes, everybody dead!"
December 9, 2025 at 3:16 AM
My first thought was, "Why is Joe Rogan wearing a powdered wig?"
December 8, 2025 at 11:04 PM
FIFA is decadent and depraved
December 5, 2025 at 9:34 PM
hard to beat this @nytpitchbot.bsky.social
December 5, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Cool, ok, so a network powerful enough to change the outcome of current events is now in the current-event gambling industry. Got it. *part of brain dies*
December 3, 2025 at 9:33 PM