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pfp/header by @zambicarts.bsky.social! She/Her, 34. Call me Kraken or Jade. I write things. Permanent resident of Rare Pair Hell™
Playing: Octopath Traveler 0; 9 R.I.P
Reading: Men at Arms (Discworld)
Playing: Octopath Traveler 0; 9 R.I.P
Reading: Men at Arms (Discworld)
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Alright, I guess I'll finally make a legit pinned post lol
Hello lads! I'm BroomballKraken, you can call me Kraken or Jade if ya want. I write a lot of fanfic which I will post about here (WIPs along with linking the finished fics), here's a link to my AO3: archiveofourown.org/users/Broomb... (1/4)
Hello lads! I'm BroomballKraken, you can call me Kraken or Jade if ya want. I write a lot of fanfic which I will post about here (WIPs along with linking the finished fics), here's a link to my AO3: archiveofourown.org/users/Broomb... (1/4)
‘Tis close enough to the end of the year, so here we go lads lol
December 27, 2025 at 1:43 AM
‘Tis close enough to the end of the year, so here we go lads lol
When my blood alcohol content isn’t over 9000 I will do some end of the year fanfic nonsense, but until then, Merry Crimmus y’all🎉🥳🎄
December 25, 2025 at 5:12 AM
When my blood alcohol content isn’t over 9000 I will do some end of the year fanfic nonsense, but until then, Merry Crimmus y’all🎉🥳🎄
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repost; is chrimbus, this is the one Christmas themed thing I've ever written and it's seven mini dates
December 24, 2025 at 2:31 PM
repost; is chrimbus, this is the one Christmas themed thing I've ever written and it's seven mini dates
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A black and white sketch for @bladesandstars.bsky.social! She requested Sylvain and Lorenz smooch, and I thought these flirty boys NEEDED to be caught under the mistletoe together :) I loved drawing this.
Thank you for your support!
Thank you for your support!
December 23, 2025 at 11:54 PM
A black and white sketch for @bladesandstars.bsky.social! She requested Sylvain and Lorenz smooch, and I thought these flirty boys NEEDED to be caught under the mistletoe together :) I loved drawing this.
Thank you for your support!
Thank you for your support!
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The idea of @kwillow.bsky.social's Ambroys, in Eartha Kitt's classic "Santa Baby" getup was beamed directly into my brain this morning. Had to get it out!
(He at least gets to wear pants, though. He insisted.)
(He at least gets to wear pants, though. He insisted.)
December 23, 2025 at 7:08 PM
The idea of @kwillow.bsky.social's Ambroys, in Eartha Kitt's classic "Santa Baby" getup was beamed directly into my brain this morning. Had to get it out!
(He at least gets to wear pants, though. He insisted.)
(He at least gets to wear pants, though. He insisted.)
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if you see this, we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation
December 18, 2025 at 10:53 AM
if you see this, we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation
Had an immense need to write bad self-insert LotR and Transformers Armada fic in middle school, and here I am 20ish years later writing not-as-bad fics in order to make my favorite ships smooch lmao
With all this awful news going on i wanna ask this question once again to fellow artists and general creatives. What got YOU into art? what sparked that motivation to start writing? what made you wanna pick up a camera and start taking pics? Like share with us your reasons.
December 17, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Had an immense need to write bad self-insert LotR and Transformers Armada fic in middle school, and here I am 20ish years later writing not-as-bad fics in order to make my favorite ships smooch lmao
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[Sketches] Legends ZA OC design ideas or something like that 🐍
December 17, 2025 at 8:15 AM
[Sketches] Legends ZA OC design ideas or something like that 🐍
Me, feeling a little ache in my side: *kidney stone flashbacks intensify*
December 16, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Me, feeling a little ache in my side: *kidney stone flashbacks intensify*
My OT0 team right now be like:
Octo 1 OTP: H’aanit/Cyrus
Octo 1 OTP runner up: Alfyn/Primrose
Octo 0 shiny new ship: Celsus/Pius
Other: Linette (warrior protag) & Tressa
Octo 1 OTP: H’aanit/Cyrus
Octo 1 OTP runner up: Alfyn/Primrose
Octo 0 shiny new ship: Celsus/Pius
Other: Linette (warrior protag) & Tressa
December 13, 2025 at 4:47 PM
My OT0 team right now be like:
Octo 1 OTP: H’aanit/Cyrus
Octo 1 OTP runner up: Alfyn/Primrose
Octo 0 shiny new ship: Celsus/Pius
Other: Linette (warrior protag) & Tressa
Octo 1 OTP: H’aanit/Cyrus
Octo 1 OTP runner up: Alfyn/Primrose
Octo 0 shiny new ship: Celsus/Pius
Other: Linette (warrior protag) & Tressa
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[Commission Update] Hello everyone! I’m here to announce that the waitlist for my January #VGen Commissions is now open! I’m taking a handful in prep for the post-holiday retail slowdown, where I’ll be working less and have more free time to art!!
vgen.co/Kianthia
vgen.co/Kianthia
Kiki || Kianthia (@Kianthia)
Check out Kiki || Kianthia's commissions and portfolio! | She/Her | Fanartist of Fantasy Works | Loves AU Work and Character Design | ENG/英語 Only | Chaotic Dragon | ❄️🐉 ...
vgen.co
December 12, 2025 at 6:09 AM
[Commission Update] Hello everyone! I’m here to announce that the waitlist for my January #VGen Commissions is now open! I’m taking a handful in prep for the post-holiday retail slowdown, where I’ll be working less and have more free time to art!!
vgen.co/Kianthia
vgen.co/Kianthia
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If you see this post your favorite pokemon!
Funky mud fish my beloved💙🧡
Funky mud fish my beloved💙🧡
December 11, 2025 at 12:28 AM
If you see this post your favorite pokemon!
Funky mud fish my beloved💙🧡
Funky mud fish my beloved💙🧡
(octopath 0 spoilers) I found my WIFE
December 11, 2025 at 12:25 AM
(octopath 0 spoilers) I found my WIFE
Bruh it is too early in the morning for me to be crying about Moenbryda and Urianger wehhh😭😭😭
Wintry weather has settled in across the realm, and what better to celebrate the occasion than with a festive cuppa! 🍵
Partake in the Starlight Celebration and enjoy a heartwarming drink from December 17 to December 31! 🎄 sqex.to/58SCN
Partake in the Starlight Celebration and enjoy a heartwarming drink from December 17 to December 31! 🎄 sqex.to/58SCN
December 10, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Bruh it is too early in the morning for me to be crying about Moenbryda and Urianger wehhh😭😭😭
Still batshit insane about Kai (and Kisa)😭
December 9, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Still batshit insane about Kai (and Kisa)😭
Managed to word vomit out 1350 words of Celsus/Pius nonsense in 2 hours, oh lads I'm really in it now aks;jfsjkdshdalfjsf
December 8, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Managed to word vomit out 1350 words of Celsus/Pius nonsense in 2 hours, oh lads I'm really in it now aks;jfsjkdshdalfjsf
Refreshing youtube every five minutes waiting for someone to upload a certain Octo 0 character's recruitment for fic writing purposes because I'm not done with my first playthrough and don't wanna start another one😩
December 8, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Refreshing youtube every five minutes waiting for someone to upload a certain Octo 0 character's recruitment for fic writing purposes because I'm not done with my first playthrough and don't wanna start another one😩
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What is with the irony-poisoned men's holiday outfits? Every single man I know earnestly and enthusiastically enjoys things, who tf are you marketing to? Does Kohls have something against dudes?? 😂
December 5, 2025 at 9:44 PM
What is with the irony-poisoned men's holiday outfits? Every single man I know earnestly and enthusiastically enjoys things, who tf are you marketing to? Does Kohls have something against dudes?? 😂
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Anyway, less complaining more sexy drawings of my OCs:
December 5, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Anyway, less complaining more sexy drawings of my OCs: