everyone should be like good akuma

My kids keep insisting the Slime from Dragon Quest is named "Jeff" and I've never been so angry

uneven dream (2015)
winter village

Finished Metroid Zero Mission for the millionth time the other night, so here’s an obligatory Samus drawing 🦾👱‍♀️💥🪐💚

Even logging into Twitter to just to deactivate it made me feel icky. Felt like one of those websites where you can feel your computer chug as they load up your browser with junk, spyware, and awful toolbars every second you stay. And I was doing it in-browser from my phone.

Oh fuck I gotta log back in to Twitter and delete everything, don’t I? Then I gotta find everybody again, lol.

I haven’t actually touched Twitter in maybe two years, not counting occasionally my private account?

SNK should invite me to their headquarters so that I can push the big red button that releases Geese Howard again. That should right the ship.

Wow, City of the Wolves is just uncool Mugen backed by blood and oil.

Neil Druckmann is like a 90s parody of a hack director brought to life.

I hope another weirdo interrupts the game awards this year.

I hear they finally made a Metroid game for David Scott Jaffe.