If I get rich I’m going to get into model trains and mini-figures and have the trains travel through a hellscape battleground
January 17, 2024 at 4:41 PM
If I get rich I’m going to get into model trains and mini-figures and have the trains travel through a hellscape battleground
Customer service voice is real and I hate that I do it
December 29, 2023 at 11:21 PM
Customer service voice is real and I hate that I do it
My favorite anime is my neighbor from Kosovo
October 17, 2023 at 12:43 AM
My favorite anime is my neighbor from Kosovo
A Dude just looked me straight in the eye and said “I like that all the maids in this hotel are Mexican”
My brother in Christ, what the fuck.
My brother in Christ, what the fuck.
August 29, 2023 at 12:39 PM
A Dude just looked me straight in the eye and said “I like that all the maids in this hotel are Mexican”
My brother in Christ, what the fuck.
My brother in Christ, what the fuck.
Obama just slapped my ass and called me “sugar” that or it was just a random dude…I’m not good with faces
August 22, 2023 at 2:45 PM
Obama just slapped my ass and called me “sugar” that or it was just a random dude…I’m not good with faces
Richard Nixon did nothing wrong all he wanted was to make sure the plants were watered he didn’t mean to get any on the gate
August 20, 2023 at 2:30 AM
Richard Nixon did nothing wrong all he wanted was to make sure the plants were watered he didn’t mean to get any on the gate
Make driving illegal, just in general. Sitting in a chair for 6+ hours shouldn’t be that exhausting
August 19, 2023 at 3:32 AM
Make driving illegal, just in general. Sitting in a chair for 6+ hours shouldn’t be that exhausting
Low key bribing my boss with DoorDash to see if I can leave early: wish me luck
August 18, 2023 at 12:07 PM
Low key bribing my boss with DoorDash to see if I can leave early: wish me luck
A dude just walked in with a Valve missing texture shirt and pants. Like that shit was wacky
It’s hot as balls in this hotel
August 18, 2023 at 2:35 AM
A dude just walked in with a Valve missing texture shirt and pants. Like that shit was wacky
It’s hot as balls in this hotel
August 18, 2023 at 2:10 AM
It’s hot as balls in this hotel
Can someone watch the front desk, I gotta pee?
August 16, 2023 at 3:42 PM
Can someone watch the front desk, I gotta pee?
There is an old man blasting diners drive ins and dives in the hotel lobby, and honestly that a mood king
August 15, 2023 at 1:26 PM
There is an old man blasting diners drive ins and dives in the hotel lobby, and honestly that a mood king
My punishment for tossing all the guests into leafy lakes who had the “I want to go home” thought in rollercoaster tycoon is I am now in a state of “ I want to go home”
August 11, 2023 at 9:59 PM
My punishment for tossing all the guests into leafy lakes who had the “I want to go home” thought in rollercoaster tycoon is I am now in a state of “ I want to go home”
Normalize bodegas as a concept I just want to pet a cat and get a $3 sub in the same place
August 10, 2023 at 6:36 AM
Normalize bodegas as a concept I just want to pet a cat and get a $3 sub in the same place
Basic excel is witchcraft to anyone over 45
August 8, 2023 at 1:25 AM
Basic excel is witchcraft to anyone over 45
They didn’t want my duty
August 3, 2023 at 1:39 AM
They didn’t want my duty
I’m about to jury this duty so hard tomorrow
August 2, 2023 at 9:05 PM
I’m about to jury this duty so hard tomorrow
I just want a girl to choke me and drag me across the floor like Ridley’s side B, in smash bros
August 2, 2023 at 8:09 AM
I just want a girl to choke me and drag me across the floor like Ridley’s side B, in smash bros
How do people literally smell like eggs. I’m not mad it’s just impressive
July 31, 2023 at 10:44 PM
How do people literally smell like eggs. I’m not mad it’s just impressive