@brqqddeeee.bsky.social
Oooh let me tuck my special Baby Killer First Class beret under my epaulet like a gay nerd
December 14, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Oooh let me tuck my special Baby Killer First Class beret under my epaulet like a gay nerd
being a star wars obsessed 10 year old and seeing phantom menace on opening night, projector farted out during the podrace scene, and getting qui-gon dying spoiled the next morning at school
Raising the always fun question: What are your most memorable theater-going experiences?
Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
It was hands-down one of the most memorable theater-going experiences I can remember, a collective 30-minute butt-clench/armrest-grab for the final climb. And we knew he lived! Wild.
December 13, 2025 at 10:48 AM
being a star wars obsessed 10 year old and seeing phantom menace on opening night, projector farted out during the podrace scene, and getting qui-gon dying spoiled the next morning at school
call me ichabod brain cause I’m getting that pumpkin head
November 7, 2025 at 12:51 AM
call me ichabod brain cause I’m getting that pumpkin head
Reposted
wiggling my worm until that disgusting thing slimes
September 28, 2025 at 6:15 AM
wiggling my worm until that disgusting thing slimes
i wish I was 1 cm tall
September 27, 2025 at 2:57 PM
i wish I was 1 cm tall
my thralls
August 4, 2025 at 10:00 AM
my thralls
9/11
July 12, 2025 at 8:32 AM
9/11
i've invented a new kind of car racing. it's called Formula 2
May 4, 2025 at 7:48 AM
i've invented a new kind of car racing. it's called Formula 2
making my muslim wife listen to jesus christ superstar and she’s writhing and gnashing her teeth
April 26, 2025 at 12:54 AM
making my muslim wife listen to jesus christ superstar and she’s writhing and gnashing her teeth
when i get tired of teaching pre-k i'm going to become a Warlord
March 21, 2025 at 4:49 PM
when i get tired of teaching pre-k i'm going to become a Warlord
White boy orders Chinese food in perfect Jamaican patois
March 20, 2025 at 2:07 PM
White boy orders Chinese food in perfect Jamaican patois
geen Hackman has died
February 27, 2025 at 11:36 AM
geen Hackman has died
I only watch the super bowl for the commercials. and only I engage in hardcore piss play with my polycule
February 10, 2025 at 2:04 AM
I only watch the super bowl for the commercials. and only I engage in hardcore piss play with my polycule
the Super Bowl players will perform nude tonight in honor of President trump
February 9, 2025 at 11:35 PM
the Super Bowl players will perform nude tonight in honor of President trump
had a nightmare I wwas eating lucile balls ass
February 8, 2025 at 3:15 AM
had a nightmare I wwas eating lucile balls ass