7. My YN kinfolk - don’t pull up with “the bottle”. It’s not that kind of celebration.

6. Disrespect egg nog and…

5. I respect all dietary restrictions. I got something for my vegetarians, but my vegans…

4. This is not the time to experiment with new dishes or what you seen on social media. Know your lane and mind it.

3. We will ABSOLUTELY be talking about politics. We all need to vent. “That” family member is invited but the gloves are of

2. I’m not against chittlins, but you won’t find them here and you won’t be invited in if you bring them. No booty noodles.

1. There’s only ONE meal. Either wake up later, snack, or cook yourself.