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Bruce Shark

@bruceshark.bsky.social

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IMMA SHARK Same shark, same plan...eat racists, make stuff. *Working hard to not just bite the beejeebus outta most humans. Gud about sharing recipes and shit. 🦈 🌈

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Bruce Shark @bruceshark.bsky.social · 57m

That's gonna be me at 9:30 a.m.

Cuppa and a donut.

Bruce Shark @bruceshark.bsky.social · 58m

Well, i think so.

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Bruce Shark @bruceshark.bsky.social · 1h

Why am i snort laughing at this.

I think i might need sleep

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Bruce Shark @bruceshark.bsky.social · 1h

BWAHAHAHAAA

They just played BITCH BETTER HAVE MONEY $$
Lip syncin' in the airport.

Hilarious.

youtu.be/B3eAMGXFw1o?...

Rihanna - Bitch Better Have My Money (Explicit)

YouTube video by RihannaVEVO

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Hapless In The Wild @haplessinthewild.bsky.social · 1h

A shark in a suit.

They come running as fast as they can cause every girl is crazy bout a shark dressed man

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Bruce Shark @bruceshark.bsky.social · 1h

100% me right now
Sitting in airport looking handsome AF

Bruce Shark @bruceshark.bsky.social · 1h

HAHAHAHAHHAAA OMG

Bruce Shark @bruceshark.bsky.social · 1h

Yep.

I just see a group of people that cannot seem to stop centering themselves.

It's annoying and pathetic.

Sigh

Bruce Shark @bruceshark.bsky.social · 1h

Waiting.....

Sitting in LAX, waiting.

Boston, i will be IN YOU in the a.m.

And i will be going to the original Dunkin
Wicked cool

a man in a black jacket says " pahked it " while standing in front of a car

Alt: a man in a black jacket says " pahked it " while standing in front of a car

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Miss Aja @brat2381.bsky.social · 3h

I keep telling my family and friends that the tariffs and uncertain economic times feel like COVID in a lot of ways to me.

It’s not as chaotic or abrupt but I can’t deny the parallels.

Anyhoo…here’s a post from 5 years ago at the other place. It’s still relevant and useful today.

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Bruce Shark @bruceshark.bsky.social · 1h

IMMA COOLING PILLA

Bruce Shark @bruceshark.bsky.social · 1h

First time.

Sitting in airport.

Vey excited.

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Bruce Shark @bruceshark.bsky.social · 5h

Legs really REALLY look like hot dogs down here.

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Bruce Shark @bruceshark.bsky.social · 6h

Yea I'm on a super obscure one and trying to figure out if i can switch or if i have to have a new account.
It's confusing.

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Bruce Shark @bruceshark.bsky.social · 6h

Yep
Also love this song

"I'm Afraid Of Americans"
youtu.be/LT3cERVRoQo?...

David Bowie - I'm Afraid of Americans (Official Music Video) [4K Upgrade]

YouTube video by David Bowie

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Bruce Shark @bruceshark.bsky.social · 6h

Exactly.

I am highly entertaining.

a cartoon scene with the words " are you not entertained " on the bottom

Alt: a cartoon scene from Shark Tale with the words " are you not entertained " on the bottom said by a Shark

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Bruce Shark @bruceshark.bsky.social · 6h

I am

Can't get it to work well.

Maybe i need to try again.

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Bruce Shark @bruceshark.bsky.social · 8h

White sharks CAN jump....

😁🦈

We do this because it's FUN....
And to give you humans a thrill.

YER WELCOME.

www.instagram.com/reel/DAd5r-x...

Welcome back to Instagram. Sign in to check out what your friends, family & interests have been capturing & sharing around the world.

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Bruce Shark @bruceshark.bsky.social · 8h

/......looks at you in Shark....

Of course.

We are all about classy shit here.

Bruce Shark @bruceshark.bsky.social · 8h

Those fuckers don't get to kill my sense of humor...
We don't laugh, we die.

Shark Coochies for us all.

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Ebony Noor! I love garden season! ✊🏿 @darlingebony.bsky.social · 17h

9/? FOR THE ONE-TRILLIONTH TIME: BLACK PEOPLE ARE NOT IN THE STREETS BECAUSE THEY WANT US THERE TO INSTITUTE MARTIAL LAW AND CANCEL NEXT YEAR'S ELECTIONS. BLACK BODIES IN THE STREETS WILL GIVE THEM WHAT THEY NEED. WE ARE DOING OTHER THINGS!!!

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Bruce Shark @bruceshark.bsky.social · 9h

I'm over here blaming white voters and non-voters.

Definitely voters.

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Bruce Shark @bruceshark.bsky.social · 9h

I am never leaving the Internet.

Chief White House Chuck Taylor Correspondent 🐝⚜️ @ntdubb.blacksky.app · 9h

That ain't nothing but a pocket shark coochie board.

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Bruce Shark @bruceshark.bsky.social · 9h

A little pee among friends is ok.

Bruce Shark @bruceshark.bsky.social · 9h

AHEM.

Did someone say Shark Coochie Board?

Got it.

Shark coochie board carved into wood serving tray.

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