Thank you for the Alt text. A Man needs an alt text.

Do they get Warburton to voice? Or is Matt pulling duty?

Wasn't that Afghanistan?

I think you mean Three-ietnam?

The secret is sugar.

Funnily enough, today marks 10 years since my court day for divorce from my first wife. But we are both way better off, and better people, than we were when we were together.

I think they were designed to give a satiated feeling. But once all that CO2 dissolves/escapes, you're hungrier than ever. Rince and repeat.

I constantly say to my wife that I can't wait to be old with her. She makes me laugh harder than any person I know.

I wouldn't call it the "other." It is possibly the greatest celebration of Henson's work in his lifetime. The Muppets, the Muppets of Sesame Street and the Fraggles all in one place! And the only "live action" Muppet Babies!

Muppets' Christmas Carol or bust!

Haven't you ever been to Fredericton's own Bloyce's Flarmer's Mlarket?

He-haw! He-haw!

Curse you!

I seem to remember a story about Jesus and the money changers in the temple.

What did thatthat Indian place say when you asked if it will leave? Nah, I'm a-stay.

I'll see myself out. I will also rough myself up a little.

I'm on the edge of my seat and I'm not even a "real" baseball fan .