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Variety: if they showed this movie on a plane, the audience would still walk out 😆
February 5, 2026 at 11:47 AM
Variety: if they showed this movie on a plane, the audience would still walk out 😆
Dude looks like he plays banjo in The Wurzels. I wish the world didn’t have to take twats like this seriously.
February 4, 2026 at 8:04 AM
Dude looks like he plays banjo in The Wurzels. I wish the world didn’t have to take twats like this seriously.
Bannon is just custardy
January 29, 2026 at 5:53 PM
Bannon is just custardy
Said with about as much emotion & compassion as Davros.
January 27, 2026 at 6:46 PM
Said with about as much emotion & compassion as Davros.
Worst of the worst
January 27, 2026 at 11:39 AM
Worst of the worst
SB is an angel of death
January 27, 2026 at 11:37 AM
SB is an angel of death
Farage is a traitor. I just hope enough people realise before it’s too late.
January 26, 2026 at 9:30 PM
Farage is a traitor. I just hope enough people realise before it’s too late.
Fuck me, the jokes write themselves. Satirists of the world take the rest of the year off.
January 24, 2026 at 9:39 AM
Fuck me, the jokes write themselves. Satirists of the world take the rest of the year off.
I’m surprised he can reach the pump. Maybe he keeps a foldable step in the trunk.
January 22, 2026 at 8:39 AM
I’m surprised he can reach the pump. Maybe he keeps a foldable step in the trunk.
Has he done his “rapist sharks invading us from lunatic asylums” skit yet?
January 21, 2026 at 2:22 PM
Has he done his “rapist sharks invading us from lunatic asylums” skit yet?
You don’t need to fact check the orange gimp. Nothing he says is true. NOTHING. Just assume everything he says is a confession.
January 21, 2026 at 2:20 PM
You don’t need to fact check the orange gimp. Nothing he says is true. NOTHING. Just assume everything he says is a confession.
Whenever I hear him speak I just know he got bullied as a child. He is what you get when you give little men big guns.
January 21, 2026 at 2:15 PM
Whenever I hear him speak I just know he got bullied as a child. He is what you get when you give little men big guns.
Weren’t the Klan all Christians?
January 21, 2026 at 7:06 AM
Weren’t the Klan all Christians?
Nice move. I didn’t want to use this so early but you’ve forced my hand. I’m all in with Michael Gove (UK Minister of Smugness)
January 20, 2026 at 1:08 PM
Nice move. I didn’t want to use this so early but you’ve forced my hand. I’m all in with Michael Gove (UK Minister of Smugness)
Translation: he hasn’t got a scooby but we’re in too deep to stop now and I don’t want those photos of me going public
January 20, 2026 at 12:51 PM
Translation: he hasn’t got a scooby but we’re in too deep to stop now and I don’t want those photos of me going public
I see your Bessent and raise you a Hassett…
January 20, 2026 at 12:47 PM
I see your Bessent and raise you a Hassett…
You don’t negotiate with orange terrorists.
January 18, 2026 at 7:18 AM
You don’t negotiate with orange terrorists.
That was like an episode of Pluribus
January 12, 2026 at 9:14 PM
That was like an episode of Pluribus
Whenever I see the name Dan Bongino I automatically read it as Ali Bongo. Remember him?
Uju Buju Suck Another Juju
Uju Buju Suck Another Juju
January 12, 2026 at 2:06 PM
Whenever I see the name Dan Bongino I automatically read it as Ali Bongo. Remember him?
Uju Buju Suck Another Juju
Uju Buju Suck Another Juju
Another Fluffer rolled out for the cameras
January 12, 2026 at 1:12 PM
Another Fluffer rolled out for the cameras
The world’s most punchable face™️
January 9, 2026 at 5:05 PM
The world’s most punchable face™️
Who’s gonna tell him that that dance is Trump jacking off two male Russian escorts. One of his favourite memories immortalised in dance.
January 8, 2026 at 8:45 PM
Who’s gonna tell him that that dance is Trump jacking off two male Russian escorts. One of his favourite memories immortalised in dance.
Jeepers. They really are just a party of fluffers.
January 5, 2026 at 6:42 PM
Jeepers. They really are just a party of fluffers.
He should have ended this with “and my dad is tougher than your dad”
January 2, 2026 at 2:02 PM
He should have ended this with “and my dad is tougher than your dad”