O Brother Where Art Thou? was so real for just not bothering with Telemachus at all
September 20, 2025 at 4:52 AM
O Brother Where Art Thou? was so real for just not bothering with Telemachus at all
So, are they going to come up with a new Q-Anon that centers on a crime the RW freaks actually disapprove of and think is wrong or what
August 7, 2025 at 5:19 PM
So, are they going to come up with a new Q-Anon that centers on a crime the RW freaks actually disapprove of and think is wrong or what
Walked by a guy with two pitbulls sniffing the ground by a plum tree and he needlessly explained “they want to eat the plums!” but the important thing is that I refrained from shouting “good thing they don’t wanna eat THIS PEACH!” (my butt) so I would like 500 willpower points for acting normal, pls
July 16, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Walked by a guy with two pitbulls sniffing the ground by a plum tree and he needlessly explained “they want to eat the plums!” but the important thing is that I refrained from shouting “good thing they don’t wanna eat THIS PEACH!” (my butt) so I would like 500 willpower points for acting normal, pls
Why do English ppl call a sandwich a sarnie was that like the guy’s first name? I know it wasn’t Earl bc I have culture.
July 12, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Why do English ppl call a sandwich a sarnie was that like the guy’s first name? I know it wasn’t Earl bc I have culture.
I think I would be a great stepmom except for the part where you have to be in love with and fuck the dad
June 7, 2025 at 4:12 AM
I think I would be a great stepmom except for the part where you have to be in love with and fuck the dad
I forgot to do this
I think for 2025 I’m going to become a muscle mommy
June 7, 2025 at 3:55 AM
I forgot to do this
Every time I log on here I remember that several people are hot. Good for them!
June 6, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Every time I log on here I remember that several people are hot. Good for them!
Everything I put in my neighbor’s little free library is still there weeks later. Wait til I start stuffing that thing with faerie lore content!!!!
June 1, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Everything I put in my neighbor’s little free library is still there weeks later. Wait til I start stuffing that thing with faerie lore content!!!!
Getting into faerie lore. I feel this is Bluesky-coded information.
May 31, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Getting into faerie lore. I feel this is Bluesky-coded information.
One way I know I’m dumb is that I’m watching Anora and I feel like this one goon has a rich and tender inner life….
April 5, 2025 at 5:02 AM
One way I know I’m dumb is that I’m watching Anora and I feel like this one goon has a rich and tender inner life….
We are entering tomato sandwich season so you gotta stay alive for that, ok?
March 30, 2025 at 10:30 PM
We are entering tomato sandwich season so you gotta stay alive for that, ok?
Making kimchi beans and I absolutely do not care if they turn out to be gross. I googled “kimchi and beans?” and a recipe appeared. Can’t argue with that.
March 29, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Making kimchi beans and I absolutely do not care if they turn out to be gross. I googled “kimchi and beans?” and a recipe appeared. Can’t argue with that.
I should be able to roll down my windshield if I want. I won’t go fast, ok? It’s fine.
March 28, 2025 at 4:29 AM
I should be able to roll down my windshield if I want. I won’t go fast, ok? It’s fine.
I paid my bills today and I hated it so bad good lord
March 25, 2025 at 3:47 AM
I paid my bills today and I hated it so bad good lord
Been watching an absurd number of color mixing videos and you might think it’s relaxing. Wrong. I’m furious.
March 23, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Been watching an absurd number of color mixing videos and you might think it’s relaxing. Wrong. I’m furious.
Did a little ding dong posting and texting on a new medication last night and don’t seem to have said anything I need to apologize for so suck on that haters my heart is pure mostly
March 11, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Did a little ding dong posting and texting on a new medication last night and don’t seem to have said anything I need to apologize for so suck on that haters my heart is pure mostly
Not writing this last email of the workday bc I suspect that as long as it is unfinished I will never die
March 11, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Not writing this last email of the workday bc I suspect that as long as it is unfinished I will never die
You should be able to petition the Russian space program to send someone to Solaris
February 20, 2025 at 8:08 PM
You should be able to petition the Russian space program to send someone to Solaris
I really never thought that stupid meme of having your heart broken by a Thé Noir wearer would happen to me. Reader, I picked it out for him! I wore it first!
February 20, 2025 at 1:36 AM
I really never thought that stupid meme of having your heart broken by a Thé Noir wearer would happen to me. Reader, I picked it out for him! I wore it first!
Originally I thought these guys made Hamilton and I cannot express to you how disappointed I was by the actual music from Hamilton.
This President's Day commemorate our OG GW youtu.be/qv6OOuPI5c0?...
George Washington- [Brad Neely]
YouTube video by DuckDuckCamel1996
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February 17, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Originally I thought these guys made Hamilton and I cannot express to you how disappointed I was by the actual music from Hamilton.
Pretty cool moron thought I just had: “these pants would fit if they just zipped up.” True enough, I suppose.
February 16, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Pretty cool moron thought I just had: “these pants would fit if they just zipped up.” True enough, I suppose.
Been eating one meal a day “undistracted” and one change I’ve noticed as a result is that I can house a bowl of chili faster than ever
February 15, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Been eating one meal a day “undistracted” and one change I’ve noticed as a result is that I can house a bowl of chili faster than ever
Accepting that consistency really is everything in re: my health and then realizing that’s probably true for stuff like work and relationships and then promptly losing my mind
February 13, 2025 at 6:16 AM
Accepting that consistency really is everything in re: my health and then realizing that’s probably true for stuff like work and relationships and then promptly losing my mind
Told a guy in a “the matrix was a documentary” tshirt that I’d just stay in the goo and I think I truly frightened him. Which is odd bc that’s definitely goo-pod coded imo. Don’t kid yrself player, you love the goo.
January 25, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Told a guy in a “the matrix was a documentary” tshirt that I’d just stay in the goo and I think I truly frightened him. Which is odd bc that’s definitely goo-pod coded imo. Don’t kid yrself player, you love the goo.
Movie idea: Trap 2 but the concert is chimpanzee Robbie Williams
January 17, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Movie idea: Trap 2 but the concert is chimpanzee Robbie Williams