Artemis
@brunchtemis.bsky.social
Jackalope Tiger, writer/coder, 20, he/they NB.
🔞Minors DNI.
🔞Minors DNI.
Easter came early for us!
January 16, 2026 at 9:39 AM
Easter came early for us!
:0 your snow is gone? wonderful, you can help me!
*grabs you by the thigh and turns you into a snow shovel*
*grabs you by the thigh and turns you into a snow shovel*
January 9, 2026 at 12:33 PM
:0 your snow is gone? wonderful, you can help me!
*grabs you by the thigh and turns you into a snow shovel*
*grabs you by the thigh and turns you into a snow shovel*
healing! also we are heckin snowed in hehehe
January 9, 2026 at 12:27 PM
healing! also we are heckin snowed in hehehe
sn... sn... snooof >\\\\<
December 31, 2025 at 7:27 PM
sn... sn... snooof >\\\\<
R-Rey, I've just noticed that your paws look positively divine today. Did you get a pedicure?
December 31, 2025 at 5:59 PM
R-Rey, I've just noticed that your paws look positively divine today. Did you get a pedicure?
What are your tenets?
December 31, 2025 at 4:51 PM
What are your tenets?
alive internet theory
December 31, 2025 at 3:37 AM
alive internet theory
worshipping the bit
fully, devoutly committed to the idea of staring with blank eyes and dull smiles at whomever asks you about the sewn article of cloth you're wearing
fully, devoutly committed to the idea of staring with blank eyes and dull smiles at whomever asks you about the sewn article of cloth you're wearing
December 27, 2025 at 9:59 PM
worshipping the bit
fully, devoutly committed to the idea of staring with blank eyes and dull smiles at whomever asks you about the sewn article of cloth you're wearing
fully, devoutly committed to the idea of staring with blank eyes and dull smiles at whomever asks you about the sewn article of cloth you're wearing
Of course Prancer can beat their record, there's *always* more room for more presents in that belly :3
December 23, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Of course Prancer can beat their record, there's *always* more room for more presents in that belly :3
this post is actually stuffed with hypnotic triggers meant specifically to snipe someone
December 4, 2025 at 9:36 AM
this post is actually stuffed with hypnotic triggers meant specifically to snipe someone
...good enough! Bweheheh. You're an *amazing* bird.
I hope you have a *fantastic* day. Feel free to DM me if you wanna yipyap about various things.
I hope you have a *fantastic* day. Feel free to DM me if you wanna yipyap about various things.
November 17, 2025 at 11:31 PM
...good enough! Bweheheh. You're an *amazing* bird.
I hope you have a *fantastic* day. Feel free to DM me if you wanna yipyap about various things.
I hope you have a *fantastic* day. Feel free to DM me if you wanna yipyap about various things.
Nuhuhuh! You have to say it now!
Come on now. What do good birds do? :DD
Come on now. What do good birds do? :DD
November 17, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Nuhuhuh! You have to say it now!
Come on now. What do good birds do? :DD
Come on now. What do good birds do? :DD
Very good. :'3
You seem a little ruffled, mhm? Of course... good birds ruffle their feathers. Stretch them out, shake them out, fan them out, clean them out, peck them out, mind is out. Good birds ruffle their feathers.
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Thank you for the password generation bweheheh, VJERY good birb!!
You seem a little ruffled, mhm? Of course... good birds ruffle their feathers. Stretch them out, shake them out, fan them out, clean them out, peck them out, mind is out. Good birds ruffle their feathers.
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Thank you for the password generation bweheheh, VJERY good birb!!
November 17, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Very good. :'3
You seem a little ruffled, mhm? Of course... good birds ruffle their feathers. Stretch them out, shake them out, fan them out, clean them out, peck them out, mind is out. Good birds ruffle their feathers.
--
Thank you for the password generation bweheheh, VJERY good birb!!
You seem a little ruffled, mhm? Of course... good birds ruffle their feathers. Stretch them out, shake them out, fan them out, clean them out, peck them out, mind is out. Good birds ruffle their feathers.
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Thank you for the password generation bweheheh, VJERY good birb!!
i just got this thrown into my recommendations and i have no context for who you are as a being but
I'm certain that you're a *veeeery* good bird. Polly deserves a little cracker for being suuuuch a goood listener, easily parrroting all mantras that come their way.
I'm certain that you're a *veeeery* good bird. Polly deserves a little cracker for being suuuuch a goood listener, easily parrroting all mantras that come their way.
November 17, 2025 at 10:58 PM
i just got this thrown into my recommendations and i have no context for who you are as a being but
I'm certain that you're a *veeeery* good bird. Polly deserves a little cracker for being suuuuch a goood listener, easily parrroting all mantras that come their way.
I'm certain that you're a *veeeery* good bird. Polly deserves a little cracker for being suuuuch a goood listener, easily parrroting all mantras that come their way.
Gosh, yes.
Was walking through those rains yesterday while going between the clinics and the hospital. Got too cold, ended up waiting out the rain at a restaurant, warming up with some tea & lunch.
Would've been *so* much cooler if I could coil up with a snake for warmth as well. -w-
Was walking through those rains yesterday while going between the clinics and the hospital. Got too cold, ended up waiting out the rain at a restaurant, warming up with some tea & lunch.
Would've been *so* much cooler if I could coil up with a snake for warmth as well. -w-
October 28, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Gosh, yes.
Was walking through those rains yesterday while going between the clinics and the hospital. Got too cold, ended up waiting out the rain at a restaurant, warming up with some tea & lunch.
Would've been *so* much cooler if I could coil up with a snake for warmth as well. -w-
Was walking through those rains yesterday while going between the clinics and the hospital. Got too cold, ended up waiting out the rain at a restaurant, warming up with some tea & lunch.
Would've been *so* much cooler if I could coil up with a snake for warmth as well. -w-
You mean woven strands of gold, right? :clueless:
October 22, 2025 at 11:05 AM
You mean woven strands of gold, right? :clueless:
Can you use the ropes to go mountain climbing
October 22, 2025 at 10:17 AM
Can you use the ropes to go mountain climbing
...this pair of mouse twins is being particularly obnoxious when it comes to your favourite book sssseries, making obvious mistakes in their apprehension of the plot.
You sssupose you can sspend some time with them in your coilsss, forcccing them to take turnss reading the book aloud to each other.
You sssupose you can sspend some time with them in your coilsss, forcccing them to take turnss reading the book aloud to each other.
October 21, 2025 at 8:23 PM
...this pair of mouse twins is being particularly obnoxious when it comes to your favourite book sssseries, making obvious mistakes in their apprehension of the plot.
You sssupose you can sspend some time with them in your coilsss, forcccing them to take turnss reading the book aloud to each other.
You sssupose you can sspend some time with them in your coilsss, forcccing them to take turnss reading the book aloud to each other.
A fox with a backpack walks in, clearly skipping classs, not even paying attention to the trove of knowledge around them as they sit down and ssstart ssstaring at their phone.
A lengthy sssesssion will be enough to ssset their prioritiess ssstraight, mhm? They'll be leaving with plenty textbooksss.
A lengthy sssesssion will be enough to ssset their prioritiess ssstraight, mhm? They'll be leaving with plenty textbooksss.
October 21, 2025 at 8:16 PM
A fox with a backpack walks in, clearly skipping classs, not even paying attention to the trove of knowledge around them as they sit down and ssstart ssstaring at their phone.
A lengthy sssesssion will be enough to ssset their prioritiess ssstraight, mhm? They'll be leaving with plenty textbooksss.
A lengthy sssesssion will be enough to ssset their prioritiess ssstraight, mhm? They'll be leaving with plenty textbooksss.
A digital nomad sits down at the library to hog the public wifi. Though, now that they're already here, wouldn't they make themssselvessss much more ussseful if they helped the library with itssss webssssite development? They can sssstay overnight to put it up on the web, can't they?
October 21, 2025 at 8:14 PM
A digital nomad sits down at the library to hog the public wifi. Though, now that they're already here, wouldn't they make themssselvessss much more ussseful if they helped the library with itssss webssssite development? They can sssstay overnight to put it up on the web, can't they?
Captive audience indeed.
A cheetah hops inside the library in order to get warmed up & dried from the rain outside. Of courssse, wouldn't they get ssso much warmer if they were curled up with a book in a ssssnake tail?
A cheetah hops inside the library in order to get warmed up & dried from the rain outside. Of courssse, wouldn't they get ssso much warmer if they were curled up with a book in a ssssnake tail?
October 21, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Captive audience indeed.
A cheetah hops inside the library in order to get warmed up & dried from the rain outside. Of courssse, wouldn't they get ssso much warmer if they were curled up with a book in a ssssnake tail?
A cheetah hops inside the library in order to get warmed up & dried from the rain outside. Of courssse, wouldn't they get ssso much warmer if they were curled up with a book in a ssssnake tail?
A snake Caudle would absolutely ruin me, holy sweet macaroni. I've been especially enamoured with Kaa the last couple of days, the timing of this post is going to nosebleed me.
October 21, 2025 at 8:08 PM
A snake Caudle would absolutely ruin me, holy sweet macaroni. I've been especially enamoured with Kaa the last couple of days, the timing of this post is going to nosebleed me.