Brian Campbell
@brxyz.xyz
A gentleman of the utmost tepid achievement.
Once offered a shift manager role at Sbarro if I skipped college.
Once offered a shift manager role at Sbarro if I skipped college.
"they have the golden arches, but ours are the golden arcs"
December 23, 2025 at 4:31 PM
"they have the golden arches, but ours are the golden arcs"
Kid: can I watch Mufasa?
Me: sure
Ten minutes later...
Kid: daddy, who's Mufasa?
Me: sure
Ten minutes later...
Kid: daddy, who's Mufasa?
December 16, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Kid: can I watch Mufasa?
Me: sure
Ten minutes later...
Kid: daddy, who's Mufasa?
Me: sure
Ten minutes later...
Kid: daddy, who's Mufasa?
Dissenting opinions currently out of stock.
December 9, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Dissenting opinions currently out of stock.
Warner Bros texting AOL to let them know they still think about them...
December 6, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Warner Bros texting AOL to let them know they still think about them...
A shot-for-shot remake of The Outsiders with the original cast and Don Swayze as Darry.
November 23, 2025 at 4:00 PM
A shot-for-shot remake of The Outsiders with the original cast and Don Swayze as Darry.
Currently seeking FIFA Peace Prize nomination.
November 6, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Currently seeking FIFA Peace Prize nomination.
Another year, another Fifth of November I failed to remember.
November 6, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Another year, another Fifth of November I failed to remember.
I wasn't ready for such hard truth on a Saturday morning
October 25, 2025 at 2:59 PM
I wasn't ready for such hard truth on a Saturday morning
Shout out to everyone who instead of candy will be handing out Halloween pencils and stickers just in time for November.
October 5, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Shout out to everyone who instead of candy will be handing out Halloween pencils and stickers just in time for November.
If you're not listening to kutx.org this morning, it sucks to be you. They're killing it right now.
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kutx.org
September 19, 2025 at 12:58 PM
If you're not listening to kutx.org this morning, it sucks to be you. They're killing it right now.
In memoriam
Due to the heat, my daughter (3) has been playing inside a lot the last couple months. To fill the silence with something other than kids songs from YouTube, I decided to dive into our combined hand-me-down record collection this week. First one we pulled out was this Connie Francis album from 1968.
July 17, 2025 at 12:27 PM
In memoriam
We planted a fig tree in our yard some years back (wife and I can't seem to remember exactly when). It's never really produced much fruit, and we were convinced it had died in the 2021 freeze. But it grew back with a vengeance. This is day 5 of this year's harvest.
July 5, 2025 at 12:05 AM
We planted a fig tree in our yard some years back (wife and I can't seem to remember exactly when). It's never really produced much fruit, and we were convinced it had died in the 2021 freeze. But it grew back with a vengeance. This is day 5 of this year's harvest.
I showed my 4 year old 1990's Rescuers Down Under. She's wanted to watch it almost everyday this week. I ain't mad about it
April 19, 2025 at 2:30 PM
I showed my 4 year old 1990's Rescuers Down Under. She's wanted to watch it almost everyday this week. I ain't mad about it
April 1, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Driving through Fredericksburg, TX, my daughter saw a sign for the Rhinory (it's exactly what you think) and shouted, "look a tricerahippo!"
March 28, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Driving through Fredericksburg, TX, my daughter saw a sign for the Rhinory (it's exactly what you think) and shouted, "look a tricerahippo!"
@the-independent.com guys, it's W-A-L-***T***-Z
March 27, 2025 at 9:18 PM
@the-independent.com guys, it's W-A-L-***T***-Z
This Amazon commercial bragging about paying people $22/hr so a guy can drive a VERY used truck to his best gal's place to give her a bouquet of parsley (?) before taking her to the local plywood and sheet metal built rib shack
February 23, 2025 at 7:59 AM
This Amazon commercial bragging about paying people $22/hr so a guy can drive a VERY used truck to his best gal's place to give her a bouquet of parsley (?) before taking her to the local plywood and sheet metal built rib shack
So Tennessee has just kicked off criminalizing dissenting opinions:
"punishable by...imprisonment...and a possible fine...or both...
this bill provides that each official...who votes in the affirmative to adopt a sanctuary policy is also in violation"
1/3
"punishable by...imprisonment...and a possible fine...or both...
this bill provides that each official...who votes in the affirmative to adopt a sanctuary policy is also in violation"
1/3
Tennessee General Assembly Legislation
wapp.capitol.tn.gov
February 16, 2025 at 2:12 AM
So Tennessee has just kicked off criminalizing dissenting opinions:
"punishable by...imprisonment...and a possible fine...or both...
this bill provides that each official...who votes in the affirmative to adopt a sanctuary policy is also in violation"
1/3
"punishable by...imprisonment...and a possible fine...or both...
this bill provides that each official...who votes in the affirmative to adopt a sanctuary policy is also in violation"
1/3
How many more audiences is Kendrick going to get to scream "A MIIINOOOOOOR!!" on live TV this month?
February 10, 2025 at 1:47 AM
How many more audiences is Kendrick going to get to scream "A MIIINOOOOOOR!!" on live TV this month?
Why am I getting ads for prison furniture??
December 7, 2024 at 1:18 AM
Why am I getting ads for prison furniture??
"YOU BEAST!"
probably...right?
probably...right?
November 26, 2024 at 8:07 PM
"YOU BEAST!"
probably...right?
probably...right?
I really should've taken the whole week off.
November 25, 2024 at 7:18 PM
I really should've taken the whole week off.
My sick wife scrolling through Uber Eats and just generally not having it:
"'hand-crafted sandwich' - who the fuck else is gonna make it?!"
"'hand-crafted sandwich' - who the fuck else is gonna make it?!"
November 25, 2024 at 5:14 PM
My sick wife scrolling through Uber Eats and just generally not having it:
"'hand-crafted sandwich' - who the fuck else is gonna make it?!"
"'hand-crafted sandwich' - who the fuck else is gonna make it?!"
I don't know what this is or why the internet seems to be coming at me lately.
November 19, 2024 at 5:31 AM
I don't know what this is or why the internet seems to be coming at me lately.
Thinking about cancelling Netflix just because they won't stop reminding me that I haven't finished Madame Web.
November 18, 2024 at 12:11 AM
Thinking about cancelling Netflix just because they won't stop reminding me that I haven't finished Madame Web.