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Bryan Camp
@bryancamp.bsky.social
(he/him) Author of THE CITY OF LOST FORTUNES. Teacher, spouse, New Orleanian, Critter, and Probably Running Late For Something. Clarion West '12.
Indra Das, Simon Jimenez, NK Jemisin, Bo Bolander, Ian Muneshwar, Nghi Vo.
December 13, 2025 at 7:50 PM
WELP

*adds another to the library pull list*
December 6, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Sounds like someone already has a backup character planned!
December 2, 2025 at 11:28 AM
The Transformers suit unfolds to reveal...Busta! "You know Hoda, he'll be starring as Bustimus Rhymes in the new Transformerz movie this Fall!"
November 27, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Say it with your whole chest.
November 26, 2025 at 5:47 AM
In my head there's a superhero story that goes something like:

Hero: I thought Captain Planet wanted to save the environment?
Heart Ring Kid: Yes.
Hero: But he's killing a bunch of people!
Heart: He's killing about a dozen *specific* people.
Hero: So he's a villain!
Heart: Thor_Is_He_Though.gif
November 20, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Okay, but "Making sure I have at least one novel on my trip to the Underworld because A) I haven't finished it yet and B) what if I get bored." is SUCH a mood. I can't figure out if some version of that is the start of a story or what I want on my tombstone.
November 18, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Group of horror writers get together for a reunion in a cabin. They start co-writing a horror script about the skeleton crew of a space arc who discover a cursed snow globe that's locked them in a Christmas time loop. Perspective jumps between cabin and ship.

Then the writers start dying.
November 17, 2025 at 6:10 PM
For me the split keyboard solved the shoulders and elbows strain, not the back. (The standing desk was the solution for the back and hips.)

But yes, it is wild how much relief is created when you move your hands from here...to *here*.
November 14, 2025 at 2:29 PM
I do this and also the engagement hubris variation, where I do the timely, "ha ha I am so clever" post, also rewriting it five times, thinking this might just be my Rice Truck/Bigolas Dickolas moment...and then scroll past five posts making the same point, more concisely or saliently.
November 13, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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November 10, 2025 at 1:58 PM