Ugh… Feeling this one again today…

I’m just going to come out and say what most toddler parents are thinking… Daddy Pig is a fucking moron.

I wonder who people compared Hitler to during his rise before they just decided to fall in line and work for him?

I have been told (to my horror) that it is National Pickle Day. I cannot even take refuge in the sanctity of my own home. I am surrounded by consumers of the vile things. Even the tiny boy, usually my staunchest ally. betrays me.

I didn’t even get a chance to say hello yet before this fucking happens….