Me rn

then you dilate my eyes and ask me how my new contact lenses are

IDK MAN I CAN'T SEE A GODDAMNED THING I HOPE I MAKE IT HOME IN ONE PIECE

Wait do you have to be 35 to file for candidacy or 35 on Election Day?

my main client has budget cuts and I'm going part time 😬

now relying on others to win contracts to fill the rest of my time, or there's no way that my paychecks keep coming in.

paycheck lifestyle gonna do what the paycheck lifestyle gonna do

"free all but 4-4:30"

"perfect"

[tick-tock tick-tock tick-tock]

the problem with relaxed async work environments is that this kind of thing never happens, so when it does you're sent into a panic

i enjoy this so much because i live in an otherwise rich liberal urban neighborhood and it's so jarring. like a little piece of my past following me around.

Kid Rock walked so Post Malone could run

in other words, our generations will not have the ability to recreate social networking paradigms.

that's for the 22nd century to solve, once the early internet days fade from memory

I still think this option, where Twitter adopts atprotocol, has substantial probability
https://bsky.app/profile/bryanking.blog/post/3jt5emhk4lc2h

Seems like at current rates of invite drips, we'll be doubling in size every couple of weeks? which means by june bluesky could eclipse other twitter alts (1-1.5M users)?

will be interesting to see how many communities start exiting Twitter.