Bryan Mac
@bryanmac.bsky.social
The MGoBlog Opponent Watch guy.
Other stupid thoughts available at bryanmac.substack.com, or wherever fine takes are sold.
Other stupid thoughts available at bryanmac.substack.com, or wherever fine takes are sold.
if stick
why not fetch
why not fetch
January 13, 2026 at 5:14 PM
if stick
why not fetch
why not fetch
Done.
Side note: a brand new “we’re living in the dumbest timeline” has emerged on Venmo.
Side note: a brand new “we’re living in the dumbest timeline” has emerged on Venmo.
January 11, 2026 at 3:38 PM
Done.
Side note: a brand new “we’re living in the dumbest timeline” has emerged on Venmo.
Side note: a brand new “we’re living in the dumbest timeline” has emerged on Venmo.
The world is flying apart at the seams. Everything is bad and getting worse by the nanosecond.
That said, look at this Pinterest-ass cake I made.
That said, look at this Pinterest-ass cake I made.
January 8, 2026 at 8:14 PM
The world is flying apart at the seams. Everything is bad and getting worse by the nanosecond.
That said, look at this Pinterest-ass cake I made.
That said, look at this Pinterest-ass cake I made.
Love these USC jerseys.
January 6, 2026 at 1:54 AM
Love these USC jerseys.
Now imagine if Alabama’s offensive output was infinity% worse.
For reference, this is approximately what THAT would look like:
For reference, this is approximately what THAT would look like:
January 2, 2026 at 12:14 AM
Now imagine if Alabama’s offensive output was infinity% worse.
For reference, this is approximately what THAT would look like:
For reference, this is approximately what THAT would look like:
Imagine if that Texas Tech loss was 15 points worse.
For reference, this is approximately what that would look like:
For reference, this is approximately what that would look like:
January 1, 2026 at 8:36 PM
Imagine if that Texas Tech loss was 15 points worse.
For reference, this is approximately what that would look like:
For reference, this is approximately what that would look like:
I recognize that script…
December 27, 2025 at 9:05 PM
I recognize that script…
It’s officially come full circle.
December 19, 2025 at 9:15 PM
It’s officially come full circle.
Whenever I place a @homefield.bsky.social order, I always end up including at least one Sicko item, and I often forget what I bought in the time between order and delivery.
I groaned at myself when I opened the package.
I groaned at myself when I opened the package.
December 19, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Whenever I place a @homefield.bsky.social order, I always end up including at least one Sicko item, and I often forget what I bought in the time between order and delivery.
I groaned at myself when I opened the package.
I groaned at myself when I opened the package.
Final tally:
~48 chocolate chip cookies
~48 double chocolate cookies
~48 snickerdoodles
~48 mint chocolate cookies
~72 lemon shortbread cookies
~60 chocolate covered caramels
~40 caramel chews
~1 thing of peanut brittle
~1 birthday cake (unrelated)
Rest now, KitchenAid. Your watch has ended.
~48 chocolate chip cookies
~48 double chocolate cookies
~48 snickerdoodles
~48 mint chocolate cookies
~72 lemon shortbread cookies
~60 chocolate covered caramels
~40 caramel chews
~1 thing of peanut brittle
~1 birthday cake (unrelated)
Rest now, KitchenAid. Your watch has ended.
December 14, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Final tally:
~48 chocolate chip cookies
~48 double chocolate cookies
~48 snickerdoodles
~48 mint chocolate cookies
~72 lemon shortbread cookies
~60 chocolate covered caramels
~40 caramel chews
~1 thing of peanut brittle
~1 birthday cake (unrelated)
Rest now, KitchenAid. Your watch has ended.
~48 chocolate chip cookies
~48 double chocolate cookies
~48 snickerdoodles
~48 mint chocolate cookies
~72 lemon shortbread cookies
~60 chocolate covered caramels
~40 caramel chews
~1 thing of peanut brittle
~1 birthday cake (unrelated)
Rest now, KitchenAid. Your watch has ended.
No college football means it is Family And Friends Gift Box Of Treats weekend.
We ride again, old friend
We ride again, old friend
December 13, 2025 at 4:18 PM
No college football means it is Family And Friends Gift Box Of Treats weekend.
We ride again, old friend
We ride again, old friend
This was called a foul. And a flagrant foul. On Trey McKenney. That’s the guy in the white jersey.
It’s way funnier when your team is always up by a billion
It’s way funnier when your team is always up by a billion
December 6, 2025 at 11:14 PM
This was called a foul. And a flagrant foul. On Trey McKenney. That’s the guy in the white jersey.
It’s way funnier when your team is always up by a billion
It’s way funnier when your team is always up by a billion
Update… in the same way “the rubble has caught fire” is an update.
December 3, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Update… in the same way “the rubble has caught fire” is an update.
If Penn State doesn’t land a bring-a-roster head coach, this is… uh… yeah this might get rough.
December 3, 2025 at 3:49 PM
If Penn State doesn’t land a bring-a-roster head coach, this is… uh… yeah this might get rough.
Simmer squad, assemble
November 28, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Simmer squad, assemble
My favorite box score item, which says a lot.
November 27, 2025 at 4:48 AM
My favorite box score item, which says a lot.
Welcome to the Resistance?
November 20, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Welcome to the Resistance?
What… uh… what is Cason doing here?
November 19, 2025 at 11:43 PM
What… uh… what is Cason doing here?