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its true: your local recycling center may offer free tours
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i was wondering the same thing
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an angel moves too fast to see
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i saw ducks at the park eating fallen apples like crazy in the late dusk. four times faster than you are picturing. maybe eight
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“boys do lord of the flies, girls do picnic at hanging rock” has been updated to “boys do edge of tomorrow, girls do on the calculation of volume”
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dreamt that i was cooking dog, burgers and spiders, and as they kept falling through the grates i was like, these spiders are barely worth cooking
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really dont understand why they call that thing a dash hound. it looks slow as fuck
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okay not 2 brag but for the last 4 years i've done a solid month of halloween hits @wfmu.bsky.social and if u need some tunes for your haunted house i got you... and if u want to get me back??? donate @wfmu.bsky.social & support freeform radio.... archives forever at wfmu.org/playlists/ne
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whats this, is any of this even for me, ok thats nice, oh i guess thats it
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i say this with as much love as anything else but checking bluesky is like checking the mail box
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i should have this summary thing turned off but i use text to speech to write poems in the car and this summary is really roasting me
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checking out best of the net nominations. looks like a huge snub for Frog
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i was just gonna text this to you
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me and my friend who do an annual celebrity death-pool are both kicking ourselves about jane goodall. such a classic person to die
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micropublisher called .5x A Press
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going insane in grad school part ???
a flowchart explain the linguistic uses of the word pigeon and dove
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fatboy slim weapon of choice is about Dune? did i not already know this? it has the cadence of a fact that goes viral every four years
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at an extremely swanky literary event where everyone is wearing name tags and i thought “i should be checking for famous people” and the first guy who walked by was named Mike Myers
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sort of unrelated but i feel essentially the same about people who are like “this chotiner interview is so funny” not really
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just watched a high school student try to get his friend’s attention by going “pssst” at the classroom door. ok first of all thats fucking classic