Eldritch Garfield
@bryix.bsky.social
Shitty puns and beer.
Accepting only fresh brine.
Accepting only fresh brine.
Just wanted to see if I heard her right... I was only half-listening, while the kid watches Bluey.
January 7, 2026 at 12:46 AM
Just wanted to see if I heard her right... I was only half-listening, while the kid watches Bluey.
Was Johnson saying something about this development pushing people out of their homes? How does that work when there are no homes on the site?
January 7, 2026 at 12:42 AM
Was Johnson saying something about this development pushing people out of their homes? How does that work when there are no homes on the site?
Oh man, I bought one filled with balsamic cream and cherries. It's magnificent.
December 26, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Oh man, I bought one filled with balsamic cream and cherries. It's magnificent.
Kate Bush finally ran up that hill.
December 18, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Kate Bush finally ran up that hill.
Something similar is the secret to my pasta sauce. Adds more flavor than bay leaves and parm rinds.
December 16, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Something similar is the secret to my pasta sauce. Adds more flavor than bay leaves and parm rinds.
It's a big reason why I have a degree in Geography.
December 16, 2025 at 6:31 PM
It's a big reason why I have a degree in Geography.
Also in that Kings of Leon song.
December 10, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Also in that Kings of Leon song.
I should add that (technically) it can be called a Rum Ham.
December 6, 2025 at 7:18 PM
I should add that (technically) it can be called a Rum Ham.
I think that's the general feeling across the fanbase. A mayonnaise of malaise.
December 6, 2025 at 7:09 PM
I think that's the general feeling across the fanbase. A mayonnaise of malaise.
A smoked spiral ham is involved, so at least we're guaranteed a modicum of happiness.
December 6, 2025 at 6:19 PM
A smoked spiral ham is involved, so at least we're guaranteed a modicum of happiness.
How ya feeling about the game? I'm having my friends over for "Festivus" and feeling ambivalent at the moment.
December 6, 2025 at 6:17 PM
How ya feeling about the game? I'm having my friends over for "Festivus" and feeling ambivalent at the moment.
Poor Gavin looks so bored. Let's give him something to do.
December 3, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Poor Gavin looks so bored. Let's give him something to do.
Um, no. You have been had. Bamboozled. Defrauded. That is clearly character-actor Stephen Root.
November 4, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Um, no. You have been had. Bamboozled. Defrauded. That is clearly character-actor Stephen Root.
I finished a jar of Lao Gan Ma off a week ago that expired in 2022. In my defense, it was one I keep at my desk at the office and I've mostly been going home for lunch the last few years.
October 29, 2025 at 11:17 AM
I finished a jar of Lao Gan Ma off a week ago that expired in 2022. In my defense, it was one I keep at my desk at the office and I've mostly been going home for lunch the last few years.
Gen Ass - also known as the Baby Boomers.
October 22, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Gen Ass - also known as the Baby Boomers.
...finest weed in the Southfarthing
September 29, 2025 at 4:22 PM
...finest weed in the Southfarthing
He looks like he died three weeks ago.
July 28, 2025 at 11:47 AM
He looks like he died three weeks ago.
"But there is only so much further that the fight can escalate."
Hold my beer
Hold my beer
June 19, 2025 at 5:09 PM
"But there is only so much further that the fight can escalate."
Hold my beer
Hold my beer
I'm sure Kelly is looking forward to never having to say "thank you, Mr. McLendon" again
June 4, 2025 at 12:38 AM
I'm sure Kelly is looking forward to never having to say "thank you, Mr. McLendon" again