bscherzer.bsky.social
@bscherzer.bsky.social
The white Jesus in your Crock-Pot.
Fetterman, and Jeffries and Schumer joined him to show ”solidarity against non-kitchen table distractions.”
January 18, 2026 at 4:18 PM
Seriously, this is a different tier of “pathetic” – asking AI to create fake nudes instead of just searching for the actual nudes themselves.
January 16, 2026 at 5:22 PM
One of the weirdest consequences of 2016 was the idea that believing people should suffer consequences because of their votes is a vicious violation of norms. Predominantly by centrists, mind you!
January 16, 2026 at 3:29 PM
TBF, it’s probably preventing another 9/11 by allowing us to do the terrorists’ work for them.
January 15, 2026 at 8:24 PM
I’m so confused, Ken Jennings confidently assured me that normal elections would proceed.
January 15, 2026 at 5:42 PM
I was about to say, this is totally on brand for Trump.
January 13, 2026 at 4:35 PM
They must really be worried about the shooting to get Johnson to say he actually knows something about it.
January 13, 2026 at 4:28 PM
It will always be a Shakespearean fumble that this guy had a chance to be a global hero for white-collar middle managers and threw it all away for MAGA garbage.
January 13, 2026 at 4:20 PM
Also, someone replied on the original post that lots of student are in between semesters and not even in school now.
January 12, 2026 at 4:18 PM
Insurance agent: “I’m sorry, you did what?”
January 11, 2026 at 8:12 PM
There is a significant number of Republican politicians that honestly believe if you drill into the ground literally anywhere you will find oil.
January 11, 2026 at 3:33 PM
January 9, 2026 at 10:45 PM
That’s totally unfair, I’m sure in real life this guy is extremely divorced with only supervised visitation rights.
January 9, 2026 at 4:20 PM
It’s also funny because, outside of a small subset of weirdos, it’s pretty much meaningless. Like, I’m going home to have leftover pizza for dinner. Does it really seem like “honor” is high on my list of priorities?
January 9, 2026 at 4:18 PM
I would bet cash money that if Trump hears this soundbite, it would hurt him personally more than anything else recently, because Ventura is exactly the type of celebrity he’s desperate to be his friend.
January 9, 2026 at 1:13 AM
January 8, 2026 at 7:16 PM
January 6, 2026 at 2:08 AM
I’ve found pointing out that “saying you can’t do anything doesn’t inspire voters” consistently gets me called very bad words by very centrist people.
January 5, 2026 at 6:04 PM
TBF shamelessly giving something to Trump and still getting nothing in return is pretty much 100% on brand.
January 5, 2026 at 3:33 AM
Live reaction from Machado:
January 3, 2026 at 5:24 PM
LOL
January 3, 2026 at 2:20 AM
Not to detract from the main point, but the amount of projection in that that reply thread is… something.
December 31, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Her chicken soup saga could be a literal textbook example.
December 30, 2025 at 7:04 PM