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Laura Melon
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Loves melons and her cat
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What a rollercoaster! It all went through!!!
Apparently the solicitor at the top of the chain decided to go home rather than get it across the line today 🙃
Was meant to be exchanging today but only 20 minutes left and hasn't happened 😩 I guess I'll have to wait until Monday to try again...
December 5, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Apparently the solicitor at the top of the chain decided to go home rather than get it across the line today 🙃
Was meant to be exchanging today but only 20 minutes left and hasn't happened 😩 I guess I'll have to wait until Monday to try again...
December 5, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Was meant to be exchanging today but only 20 minutes left and hasn't happened 😩 I guess I'll have to wait until Monday to try again...
December 5, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Is getting older just having permanent ailments? I finally recovered from the flu, then got a bad back, then had a dodgy foot, and now I've finally recovered from all my physical problems I have a fucking cold again!
December 4, 2025 at 9:26 AM
My top artists of the year on Tidal shows I really am a hopeless lost cause with zero taste (I'm forty one years old btw, not seventy one)
December 3, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Looks like Zipcar have heard that I'm leaving London.

This is actually a real shame, I've used them loads over the years, was always convenient, easy to use and support very responsive when you needed something.
December 1, 2025 at 3:07 PM
I really enjoyed the Turner & Constable exhibition at Tate Britain yesterday. Think I'm going to fill my house with their prints.
November 30, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Plans I had for tomorrow just fell through so now I have a completely free weekend... what to do, what to do
November 28, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Look at what somebody at work got me 🥹🥹🥹
November 25, 2025 at 1:18 PM
I've sat in pubs by myself way too many times for a forty one year old
November 21, 2025 at 7:49 PM
I didn't know anything about the film called Nuremberg before I went in, but I was not expecting such dumb American trash (I thought Russell Crowe was good, though)
November 20, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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November 20, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Hell hath no fury like a cat that requires immediate pets
November 16, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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Your cat when you're choking to death in your apartment
November 6, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Frankenstein's monster has better teeth than me
November 6, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Have a day off today for my birthday (nice perk from work) and so going to visit the pirates exhibition at the National Maritime Mueseum. Then pop down to Tate Modern. And I'm going to travel entirely by boat!
November 3, 2025 at 10:42 AM
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Last chance to turn it off.

On Monday, November 3rd, Microsoft will start using your LinkedIn data for AI training. And remember, you're opted in by default.

To toggle it off 👉 Account - Settings & Privacy > Data privacy > Data for Generative AI Improvement.
October 31, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Booked my next tattoo, which will be a homage to leaving London... and melons
November 1, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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ladies and gentlemen...we got him
October 30, 2025 at 7:10 PM
The cat constantly pesters me unless I sit next to her on this ridiculously uncomfortable sofa, and it's literally giving me a bad back to work on there
October 29, 2025 at 9:23 AM
Apparently my new house was built between 1850 and 1860. That's pretty old.

Yet the level 3 surveyor said there were no significant issues. That's pretty bold.
October 28, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Turned out Megadeth was actually the support in a Disturbed gig. It was alright!
An old friend randomly asked if I wanted to go see Megadeth tonight. I love an unplanned gig.
October 26, 2025 at 11:05 PM
An old friend randomly asked if I wanted to go see Megadeth tonight. I love an unplanned gig.
October 26, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Good Evening, Your Highness
October 24, 2025 at 7:37 PM