I don't accept
the way things are.
I reject every
single, solitary, sordid
detail of reality.
But I do respect and
support other,
albeit errant opinions --
you do you.

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Steadily, as I wander
through the tinklediss,
I peruse the strewn
views of sprinklemiss.
Suddenly seized by
the urge to winklepiss,
I scurry with wonder
in sprays of crinklebliss.
Serene, I'm appeased
by the tease of dinklekiss.

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I invest but I tend to lose my shirt,
my monetary gain is inert as dirt.
I know that ketchup protects me from hurt,
so I stay alert and give the bottle a squirt.
Does this mean I qualify as an extrovert?

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Through life's distorted lens
we experience the fallacy of reality.
'Tis the season of expectations
that turn the cyclical into the cynical.
I'm not here to splash seawater
on the seasonal jollity of your frivolity.
But I do see your holiday sweater
as just a case of llama-based trauma.

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Scheme:

Blaspheme,
it's a scream.
Make it a theme,
not just a lame meme.
Say the words in a dream,
with invective and a gleam.
Things are not always what they seem;
your goal is no longer self-esteem.
The place you'll end up will melt your ice cream.

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