@bstrang.bsky.social
He/Him.
Cleveland, OH native.
Out-of-work actor.
Cleveland, OH native.
Out-of-work actor.
I'll bet Fiona from Shrek (not Disney, I know) would kick about any Disney Princess' ass.
January 3, 2026 at 3:44 PM
I'll bet Fiona from Shrek (not Disney, I know) would kick about any Disney Princess' ass.
Only thing I ever even used Twitter for was to play Jimmy Fallon's hashtag game, and I haven't even done that since the teens.
January 1, 2026 at 12:48 PM
Only thing I ever even used Twitter for was to play Jimmy Fallon's hashtag game, and I haven't even done that since the teens.
Let's just not put all of Britain on a space whale, okay?
December 20, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Let's just not put all of Britain on a space whale, okay?
Forty-two U.S. dollars! Oh no!
December 16, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Forty-two U.S. dollars! Oh no!
Are you sure that K is supposed to be there?
December 14, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Are you sure that K is supposed to be there?
The original Firefox. The one the web browser is named after.
December 14, 2025 at 4:42 PM
The original Firefox. The one the web browser is named after.
K, they're all gone now. We can be friends again.
December 14, 2025 at 3:54 PM
K, they're all gone now. We can be friends again.
"But you cannot have sex with cake."
~Fez
~Fez
December 10, 2025 at 11:14 AM
"But you cannot have sex with cake."
~Fez
~Fez
There must've been some magic in that old silk hat they found
For when they put it on his head, he threw shots of whiskey down.
For when they put it on his head, he threw shots of whiskey down.
December 9, 2025 at 12:17 PM
There must've been some magic in that old silk hat they found
For when they put it on his head, he threw shots of whiskey down.
For when they put it on his head, he threw shots of whiskey down.
Power-bottom snowman!
December 9, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Power-bottom snowman!
This is why there should be an upper age limit on elected office.
November 30, 2025 at 4:13 PM
This is why there should be an upper age limit on elected office.
Guess that means we have to get all the Americans out, since they're from an impoverished country.
November 28, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Guess that means we have to get all the Americans out, since they're from an impoverished country.
He was a career politician who served the corporations over the people. The two parties are like choosing between gonorrhea and chlamydia.
November 28, 2025 at 12:12 PM
He was a career politician who served the corporations over the people. The two parties are like choosing between gonorrhea and chlamydia.
I'd rather wait 45 min on hold than be bounced from robot menu to robot menu - none of which has the option I'm looking for - for 15.
November 28, 2025 at 11:56 AM
I'd rather wait 45 min on hold than be bounced from robot menu to robot menu - none of which has the option I'm looking for - for 15.
Is it bad that I read "Ab" as "A-flat."
November 27, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Is it bad that I read "Ab" as "A-flat."
*Fled the genocide.
November 25, 2025 at 1:28 AM
*Fled the genocide.
Sounds like a fun time to me.
November 24, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Sounds like a fun time to me.