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There’s something comforting about taking your morning constitutional at the antique mall… it’s like being at grandma’s house … #NewDeepThoughts #ponderables
December 5, 2025 at 11:15 PM
I’ve done some pretty stupid things in my life but I have never purchased a Cyber Truck #tesla
November 8, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Do British people know their voice sounds like that?
October 31, 2025 at 4:37 PM
October 18, 2025 at 8:49 PM
This isn’t your grandfather’s dictator…you know, the one your grandfather fought in WW2 #MagaTalkingPoints
October 18, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Clear, we cut the line for you AND help feel entitled #Clear #airports #travel
October 14, 2025 at 9:43 PM
October 14, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Don’t act like asking someone what floor they are going to and then pressing the button is an act of humanity, folks…
October 14, 2025 at 12:53 AM
The problem with maggots is that once you realize you have them, it’s too late. #maggots
September 28, 2025 at 11:54 PM
You ever be chatting with GPT then suddenly stop then remember you need to get back to them like when you forgot to text someone back ? #AI #ChatGPT
September 25, 2025 at 8:55 PM
So, he’s going to be a wartime president against…Chicago ??? # FDT
September 7, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Sometimes I see beautiful people boarding Amtrak and I think “Why?”
March 28, 2025 at 9:54 PM
ANIMAL HUSBANDRY is officially here! 📖🚀

My new short story collection from the amazing Unsolicited Press!

✨Available for order NOW! (Link in bio)✨

#booklaunch #AnimalHusbandry #TaylorGarciaWriter #TaylorGarcia #booklaunch
#writer #escritor #author #autor #ShortStories
#ampublishing
December 10, 2024 at 8:48 PM
It’s that time of year when Mariah Carey and Kelly Clarkson just shout all the time….
December 6, 2024 at 5:38 PM
The Doritos thing was cute for a while
November 19, 2024 at 10:24 PM
I love when people wear their “Only God Can Judge” because a) there is no god, and b) I’m judging all day long !
October 28, 2024 at 6:46 PM
Saw a dude on a flight watching a video of Tucker Carlson interviewing Glenn Beck. Is that #rawdogging ?
September 10, 2024 at 5:31 AM
Just waiting for Lenny to to be tapped for #VP Harris/Kravitz would the hottest ticket … #PresidentialElection #vote #politics
July 24, 2024 at 2:34 AM
You know, you show up to a Trump rally hoping to get a dose of grievance, racism, and hatred on a nice summer day, but you end up with (more) gun violence… #Merica #guns #deadirony
July 13, 2024 at 10:43 PM
Can we please just have a little bit more space between parentheses to properly provide our area codes ? #forms
March 20, 2024 at 7:54 PM
Men just walk out into the world with keys, wallet, cellphone and maybe some facial hair, and we’re like “I got this!”

But then 30 years later, we’re like “I don’t got this.” #men
February 26, 2024 at 9:01 PM