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@btchplzzz.bsky.social
shamelessly shameless in MTL.
follow my shenanigans on twitter @ btchplzzz & insta @ btchplz83
shorry. but not shorry.
🐍🐍🐍
he/him
follow my shenanigans on twitter @ btchplzzz & insta @ btchplz83
shorry. but not shorry.
🐍🐍🐍
he/him
I'm a Kim Petras brain trapped in a Cher body.
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December 22, 2025 at 2:22 AM
I'm a Kim Petras brain trapped in a Cher body.
Today I won't make any low blow jokes about Charlie Kirk.
Instead I'll be going for the jugular.
Instead I'll be going for the jugular.
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September 12, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Today I won't make any low blow jokes about Charlie Kirk.
Instead I'll be going for the jugular.
Instead I'll be going for the jugular.
Charlie Kirk getting shot while answering a question about mass shootings in the USA is the funniest thing to happen all week.
September 10, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Charlie Kirk getting shot while answering a question about mass shootings in the USA is the funniest thing to happen all week.
Ok but when are Lushious Massacr and Coco Peru gonna team up for the ultimate drag shopping collab?
This is what the world needs right now.
This is what the world needs right now.
September 5, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Ok but when are Lushious Massacr and Coco Peru gonna team up for the ultimate drag shopping collab?
This is what the world needs right now.
This is what the world needs right now.
Just found out Meryl Streep & Martin Short are dating in real life.
Don't wanna make assumptions but... Meryl is definitely the top.
Don't wanna make assumptions but... Meryl is definitely the top.
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August 20, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Just found out Meryl Streep & Martin Short are dating in real life.
Don't wanna make assumptions but... Meryl is definitely the top.
Don't wanna make assumptions but... Meryl is definitely the top.
Trying to get Rihanna to release new music is like trying to get a straight dude to go to therapy. She's literally willing to do ANYTHING but.
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July 8, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Trying to get Rihanna to release new music is like trying to get a straight dude to go to therapy. She's literally willing to do ANYTHING but.
Lady Bunny was a filthy dream tonight.
May 29, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Lady Bunny was a filthy dream tonight.
Guys, I don't wanna be the girlie who gets his hopes up but... is The Handmaid's Tale gonna give us a "happy" ending next week?
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May 21, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Guys, I don't wanna be the girlie who gets his hopes up but... is The Handmaid's Tale gonna give us a "happy" ending next week?
We are getting new Jem tracks in 2025 and I AM NOT OK.
May 21, 2025 at 11:00 PM
We are getting new Jem tracks in 2025 and I AM NOT OK.
Love On The Spectrum is the only thing on earth that makes me feel like there's still hope in dating.
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April 26, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Love On The Spectrum is the only thing on earth that makes me feel like there's still hope in dating.
The Handmaid's Tale needs to stop trying to give Serena a redemption arc. She needs to be shamed walked a la Game Of Thrones.
April 23, 2025 at 11:13 PM
The Handmaid's Tale needs to stop trying to give Serena a redemption arc. She needs to be shamed walked a la Game Of Thrones.
This All Stars 10 cast announcement be making me QUEEF.
April 23, 2025 at 4:31 PM
This All Stars 10 cast announcement be making me QUEEF.
My favorite thing about the USA's current economy is I get to eat eggs everyday for breakfast and they can't.
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April 8, 2025 at 7:39 PM
My favorite thing about the USA's current economy is I get to eat eggs everyday for breakfast and they can't.
My favorite thing about alpha males is that they're all balding & nothing brings them down faster than reminding them that their body isn't even man enough to keep hair on their heads.
April 1, 2025 at 7:55 PM
My favorite thing about alpha males is that they're all balding & nothing brings them down faster than reminding them that their body isn't even man enough to keep hair on their heads.
The paper company I do IT work for follows stricter IT security policies than Trump's cabinet.
No joke. No punchline. Literally just an IT fact.
No joke. No punchline. Literally just an IT fact.
March 28, 2025 at 12:53 PM
The paper company I do IT work for follows stricter IT security policies than Trump's cabinet.
No joke. No punchline. Literally just an IT fact.
No joke. No punchline. Literally just an IT fact.
If you don't want me at my Vanilla Ice's "Cool As Ice" than you don't deserve me at Britney Spears' "Crossroads".
March 22, 2025 at 2:43 AM
If you don't want me at my Vanilla Ice's "Cool As Ice" than you don't deserve me at Britney Spears' "Crossroads".
Watching Americans spiral online because they are getting EXACTLY what they voted for will never not be funny to me.
Like honey.... You WANTED this. Remember?
You can't adopt a skunk as a pet and then be surprised when it sprays you, babe.
Like honey.... You WANTED this. Remember?
You can't adopt a skunk as a pet and then be surprised when it sprays you, babe.
March 21, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Watching Americans spiral online because they are getting EXACTLY what they voted for will never not be funny to me.
Like honey.... You WANTED this. Remember?
You can't adopt a skunk as a pet and then be surprised when it sprays you, babe.
Like honey.... You WANTED this. Remember?
You can't adopt a skunk as a pet and then be surprised when it sprays you, babe.
First of all: Fuck Doug Ford.
Second of all: Good for him standing up to Trump.
FREE METH PIPES FOR ALL CANADIANS AS CELEBRATION!
Second of all: Good for him standing up to Trump.
FREE METH PIPES FOR ALL CANADIANS AS CELEBRATION!
March 12, 2025 at 12:59 PM
First of all: Fuck Doug Ford.
Second of all: Good for him standing up to Trump.
FREE METH PIPES FOR ALL CANADIANS AS CELEBRATION!
Second of all: Good for him standing up to Trump.
FREE METH PIPES FOR ALL CANADIANS AS CELEBRATION!
Nostferatu was so amazing but...
Prolly gonna have a weird sex dream later about old naked vampire Bill Skarsgard which I'm not super thrilled about.
Prolly gonna have a weird sex dream later about old naked vampire Bill Skarsgard which I'm not super thrilled about.
March 9, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Nostferatu was so amazing but...
Prolly gonna have a weird sex dream later about old naked vampire Bill Skarsgard which I'm not super thrilled about.
Prolly gonna have a weird sex dream later about old naked vampire Bill Skarsgard which I'm not super thrilled about.
Because of Taylor Tomlinson/After Midnight, I watched the Robbie Williams musical biopic Better Man & it was pretty amazing.
Trigger warning: The monkey does A LOT of cocaine.
Trigger warning: The monkey does A LOT of cocaine.
March 2, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Because of Taylor Tomlinson/After Midnight, I watched the Robbie Williams musical biopic Better Man & it was pretty amazing.
Trigger warning: The monkey does A LOT of cocaine.
Trigger warning: The monkey does A LOT of cocaine.
This is a Lady Emma appreciation post.
March 2, 2025 at 5:21 AM
This is a Lady Emma appreciation post.
How are news reports saying Gene Hackman's death isn't suspicious when HIS WIFE AND DOG DIED AT THE SAME TIME?!?!
THAT'S FUCKING SUSPICIOUS BRO.
THAT'S FUCKING SUSPICIOUS BRO.
February 27, 2025 at 8:30 PM
How are news reports saying Gene Hackman's death isn't suspicious when HIS WIFE AND DOG DIED AT THE SAME TIME?!?!
THAT'S FUCKING SUSPICIOUS BRO.
THAT'S FUCKING SUSPICIOUS BRO.
LOADED PEROGIES in MTL closed?!?! Why can't I have nice things anymore?! I blame that orange fucker.
February 19, 2025 at 6:19 PM
LOADED PEROGIES in MTL closed?!?! Why can't I have nice things anymore?! I blame that orange fucker.
I'm not even done the 1st ep of White Lotus & this sibling throuple vibe gives me the heebie jeebies.
February 17, 2025 at 11:54 PM
I'm not even done the 1st ep of White Lotus & this sibling throuple vibe gives me the heebie jeebies.