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Find someone who loves you as much as Bill Guerin loves Vincent Trocheck.
January 21, 2026 at 9:42 PM
Find someone who loves you as much as Bill Guerin loves Vincent Trocheck.
wait, I thought this guy got killed by the aliens in Independence Day?
January 21, 2026 at 8:57 PM
wait, I thought this guy got killed by the aliens in Independence Day?
We have Spencer Hall at home!
January 21, 2026 at 5:48 PM
We have Spencer Hall at home!
Glory hole? In this economy? Best we can do is like a Notoriety Hole…maybe
January 19, 2026 at 11:21 PM
Glory hole? In this economy? Best we can do is like a Notoriety Hole…maybe
Guy really misses all of the bot engagement he gets over on the shit site
January 19, 2026 at 11:04 PM
Guy really misses all of the bot engagement he gets over on the shit site
Man, do I have some bad news about your engagement figures on X and who (or more likely what) is responsible for a lot of them.
Man.do
January 19, 2026 at 11:00 PM
Man, do I have some bad news about your engagement figures on X and who (or more likely what) is responsible for a lot of them.
Man, this follow up to “Somebody to Shove” sucks!
January 19, 2026 at 10:39 PM
Man, this follow up to “Somebody to Shove” sucks!
Just when Ohio State was going to try out the whole “Quarterback U” thing
January 18, 2026 at 9:36 PM
Just when Ohio State was going to try out the whole “Quarterback U” thing
I, for one, am shocked that this happened almost immediately after Harbaugh signed his deal with the Giants.
January 18, 2026 at 12:49 AM
I, for one, am shocked that this happened almost immediately after Harbaugh signed his deal with the Giants.
Have the Titans asked Defector for permission to interview you for their vacant head coaching position?
January 17, 2026 at 2:04 PM
Have the Titans asked Defector for permission to interview you for their vacant head coaching position?
Run you stupid fucking crossing guard, run!!!
January 16, 2026 at 8:28 PM
Run you stupid fucking crossing guard, run!!!
Anyone else disappointed that the British just call it "poo" and don't have some kitschy term for it like "tiddles?"
January 16, 2026 at 2:38 PM
Anyone else disappointed that the British just call it "poo" and don't have some kitschy term for it like "tiddles?"
Once again all the road teams can plausibly win this weekend with the Niners probably having the toughest matchup.
January 15, 2026 at 10:28 PM
Once again all the road teams can plausibly win this weekend with the Niners probably having the toughest matchup.
Impressive that he took time away from being the President of Cuba to do this.
January 15, 2026 at 10:14 PM
Impressive that he took time away from being the President of Cuba to do this.
Isn't that Teen Wolf's buddy?
January 14, 2026 at 10:28 PM
Isn't that Teen Wolf's buddy?
Kiffin signing a QB who's essentially named "Leave It" is pretty damn on brand.
January 12, 2026 at 6:14 PM
Kiffin signing a QB who's essentially named "Leave It" is pretty damn on brand.
“I haven’t seen this much finger banging since Ron Jeremy retired.”
January 11, 2026 at 8:07 PM
“I haven’t seen this much finger banging since Ron Jeremy retired.”
Mourning, LJ, and Bogues out there?
January 11, 2026 at 4:20 AM
Mourning, LJ, and Bogues out there?
Ever man's got to have a code, some even remember the numbers.
January 9, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Ever man's got to have a code, some even remember the numbers.
and I think we needed an even LONGER epilogue of conversations, instead of explaining where the fuck the demogorgons were or how the hell the entire party didn't wind up in jail for killing countless soldiers and blowing up an entire military base.
January 9, 2026 at 3:57 PM
and I think we needed an even LONGER epilogue of conversations, instead of explaining where the fuck the demogorgons were or how the hell the entire party didn't wind up in jail for killing countless soldiers and blowing up an entire military base.
I got one claiming that they met me last year at my 55th birthday party. First off, that’s nowhere near my age yet. Second, who the hell has a 55th birthday party?
January 7, 2026 at 5:15 PM
I got one claiming that they met me last year at my 55th birthday party. First off, that’s nowhere near my age yet. Second, who the hell has a 55th birthday party?
the non premium (i.e. paid) version works off a 12 month old data set I believe so it makes some sense, although I wouldn't put it past Brady to try and trade for Ben Johnson somehow.
January 5, 2026 at 5:14 PM
the non premium (i.e. paid) version works off a 12 month old data set I believe so it makes some sense, although I wouldn't put it past Brady to try and trade for Ben Johnson somehow.
"That's Deion Sanders' music!!"
January 5, 2026 at 4:25 PM
"That's Deion Sanders' music!!"