Sammie 🫧🧚🏻
@btrflysam.bsky.social
comedian just moving all my jokes over here now i guess
btrflysam on everything
they/she
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btrflysam on everything
they/she
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i know more cishet men with active co-star accounts than girls with co-star accounts. checkmate.
January 30, 2025 at 6:34 PM
i know more cishet men with active co-star accounts than girls with co-star accounts. checkmate.
if ur sense of self worth gets in the way of seeing how u are capable of hurting people and acting gently towards them that's not self worth that is narcissism 🫶🏻
January 27, 2025 at 4:30 PM
if ur sense of self worth gets in the way of seeing how u are capable of hurting people and acting gently towards them that's not self worth that is narcissism 🫶🏻
u know it's a good song when i start playing the air maracas!
January 18, 2025 at 12:16 AM
u know it's a good song when i start playing the air maracas!
do u ever cook a egg and then u are afraid of it.....
January 17, 2025 at 8:45 PM
do u ever cook a egg and then u are afraid of it.....
much like the freshman 15, there is a NYC -15 and i fear it is Not from of all the walking....
January 14, 2025 at 9:04 PM
much like the freshman 15, there is a NYC -15 and i fear it is Not from of all the walking....
can't talk. im focusing on my tummy hurting rn.
January 13, 2025 at 11:37 PM
can't talk. im focusing on my tummy hurting rn.
girls rock bc sometimes one of them has a hand sanitizer that is melon scented and it smells sooooo good.
January 8, 2025 at 11:36 PM
girls rock bc sometimes one of them has a hand sanitizer that is melon scented and it smells sooooo good.
i flirt like a child boy talking to a pretty waitress
January 7, 2025 at 10:17 PM
i flirt like a child boy talking to a pretty waitress
tappin my little foot so hard to some jbiebs
January 6, 2025 at 10:09 PM
tappin my little foot so hard to some jbiebs
yearnmaxing. getting my yearn on.
January 6, 2025 at 4:30 AM
yearnmaxing. getting my yearn on.
i don't know how so many new yorkers act so stoic. this is the best city on earth. I fight the urge to skip in the streets because I am so full of joy just to be here. I smile everywhere!
January 5, 2025 at 7:18 AM
i don't know how so many new yorkers act so stoic. this is the best city on earth. I fight the urge to skip in the streets because I am so full of joy just to be here. I smile everywhere!
watch out! a new twink lesbian is entering the nyc dating pool (it's me)
January 3, 2025 at 5:50 AM
watch out! a new twink lesbian is entering the nyc dating pool (it's me)
i am the way i am bc my dad plays fart noises in the car
January 1, 2025 at 7:22 AM
i am the way i am bc my dad plays fart noises in the car
i be like "they don't understand my whimsy" then i hit a vape
December 24, 2024 at 5:14 PM
i be like "they don't understand my whimsy" then i hit a vape
issa knife when i see "active now"
December 17, 2024 at 5:30 AM
issa knife when i see "active now"
i am so giggly im literally the giggle monster!!! what is so funny? everything!!!! i am free.
December 15, 2024 at 11:38 PM
i am so giggly im literally the giggle monster!!! what is so funny? everything!!!! i am free.
moving to new york in less than 2 weeks 😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀
December 15, 2024 at 7:36 PM
moving to new york in less than 2 weeks 😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀
Sarah Sherman's Nancy Grace cold open last night was perfect and amazing
December 15, 2024 at 6:52 PM
Sarah Sherman's Nancy Grace cold open last night was perfect and amazing
me and my girls did jc penney portraits
December 12, 2024 at 2:59 AM
me and my girls did jc penney portraits
the day someone makes me a bubble bath is the day i've found my wife
December 11, 2024 at 8:38 PM
the day someone makes me a bubble bath is the day i've found my wife
life is so short! leave a voicemail at ur dream job
December 10, 2024 at 7:42 PM
life is so short! leave a voicemail at ur dream job
i still count on my fingers and they gave me a bachelors degree?
December 10, 2024 at 3:46 AM
i still count on my fingers and they gave me a bachelors degree?
watching doechii tiny desk sipping my carrot juice. im exactly where i need to be!
December 7, 2024 at 6:05 PM
watching doechii tiny desk sipping my carrot juice. im exactly where i need to be!
i love that i get to wake up every morning and eat a bagel #gratitude
December 6, 2024 at 3:36 PM
i love that i get to wake up every morning and eat a bagel #gratitude