Punchin Judy would be a great punk band name

Made the terrible discovery that Hot Mulligan’s best album cover is not on their best album

Being in pain is so boring. I have a migraine so I’m just supposed to sit here in darkness and silence? For HOURS? I didn’t need to be fucking tortured on top of feeling like my head is going to explode.

I found the perfect nail combo years ago and god had to nerf me by making my favorite glitter polish almost impossible to find. Sally Hansen powerslide you will always be a legend

It’s a goddamn crime that Leo Marks didn’t get nominated for best actor for the 2024 Broadway World Baltimore Awards. Everything That Never Happened was a masterpiece and his performance and Shylock was one of the most flawless runs I’ve ever seen.

Me, seeing the panda express employees walk to the mcdonald’s for their lunch break: I love cultural exchange

“Just a peek into my dark twisted mind”

You’re telling me ONE GUY tamed this impala?

If my head plays me Birdbrain one more fucking time I’m going to start killing neurons on purpose

The doof warrior would be an absolute monster in the pit