S - The Indiana quarterback is Mexican and I'm glad he'll probably win the Heisman. Should get the maggots all in an uproar over that plus the Super Bowl with Big Bunny.

L - Who would that be? Do you happen to mean Bad Bunny? 😂

Playing music trivia.
(The song is The Stroke by Billy Squire.)

S: The Squirt! Oops, I was thinking of the SQU in Squire. Oh, well. (singing) 🎶 Squirt me, squirt me! 🎶

Everyone : OMG, you're foul!

D - What can we have for a snack? Do you have any ice cream?

S - We have that Geppetto in the freezer.

D - That's a Pinocchio character! It's gelato! 😂

S to D: Did you check your laundry?

D: Ugh! You were supposed to remind me.

S: What do you mean I was supposed to rub your knee?

D: I didn't say you were supposed to "rub my knee"! I said you were supposed to remind me! ... I just can't with you.

L - I couldn't even rest upstairs because of the stench. Did you spray apple cinnamon Febreze? And didn't you use the Poo Pourri?

S - I used it after and I also used the Febreze.

L - Well, it's putrid.

S - It's my cinnamon sewage.

S - Can you send the return code to me?

L - I did last night and we talked about it.

S - Let me look....Yes, it's here.

L - I know it is because, like I just said, we talked about it. Wow, the struggle is real.

S - I know. I'm the afflicted... and you're the affected.

Part Two:

S - (Pushing L's hand out of the way) Wait! I have it on my finger! (Pastes in the code)

L - I hate to break this to you, but the code was on your clipboard. More importantly, you do not have a magic finger!

Part One:

S - (Having issues with the Wendy's app)

L - You have to click through the link in the T-Mobile app so it appears in your Wendy's offers. (Then L does it.)
Whats your code?

(Reviewing the vaccinations we've received in the past year)

S - Let's see... We got a flu shot, Covid shot, pneumonia, Shingles, and TBD.

L - TBD? That's 'to be determined'. Do you mean Tdap?

S - Whatever. TBD, TCB, TBR, TLC... It's all the same thing.

S - I got Wordle today but I don't know what the word means.

L - What was it?

S - 'Stewed'. What does that even mean?

L - That's six letters. Do you mean 'Stood'?

S- Oh... I even looked it up & it said something about being in a place or something and I thought it was some Old English word.

(Yet another misheard lyric)

*Fame by David Bowie 🎶

Correct lyrics!:

'Fame (fame) makes a man take things over'

Sandy's interpretation:

'Fame (fame) Big Samantha takes things over'

(Reading a list of books in the back of his current book.)
S - They have Jane Eyre, Ivanhoe, The Scarlet Pumpernickel....

L - (Waiting to see if he's joking)....... (Laughing) Um, that's The Scarlet Pimpernel.....

S - Well, so what. I saw it as Pumpernickel.

S: Why does this Pride and Prejudice video keep coming up? Why are they pushing General McMaster?...... Fitzwilly ....Fitzwitch?....

L: That would be Colonel Fitzwilliam.

Listening to Fire by the Ohio Players

S: The way you swerve and curve, really wrecks my nads...

L: Wrecks my nads?.. OMG, It's 'nerves'!

While watching White Lotus…

Danielle: “What language do they speak in Thailand?”

Babs: “I don’t know…hmmm…Thailand-ese?”