Bucketlord
@bucketlord656.bsky.social
21 - He/Him - funnyman
I say weird shit on the internet because maybe somebody will think it's funny. Feel free to DM, but if you open with "how are you" then I'll assume you're a bot
I say weird shit on the internet because maybe somebody will think it's funny. Feel free to DM, but if you open with "how are you" then I'll assume you're a bot
God is a horse and brother we are an apple
November 29, 2025 at 8:33 PM
God is a horse and brother we are an apple
Just childproofed my home. Good timing too, my wife just came home being chased by a horde of babies
November 20, 2025 at 8:16 AM
Just childproofed my home. Good timing too, my wife just came home being chased by a horde of babies
A broken cock cums twice a day
November 19, 2025 at 11:12 PM
A broken cock cums twice a day
I've been trapped in the calzone for fucking weeks. I watched thousands of Italians birthed and killed. The calzone nurtured us, gave us her tit, and we suckled. May god have mercy on us
November 17, 2025 at 8:33 AM
I've been trapped in the calzone for fucking weeks. I watched thousands of Italians birthed and killed. The calzone nurtured us, gave us her tit, and we suckled. May god have mercy on us
Just gave my mechanic a grease and desist order
November 15, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Just gave my mechanic a grease and desist order
He should've taken it more sealiously
November 11, 2025 at 5:19 AM
He should've taken it more sealiously
The sleeping seal was swept away by the ocean. We truly live in a society
November 11, 2025 at 5:13 AM
The sleeping seal was swept away by the ocean. We truly live in a society
The Rock Dwayne Johnson (no relation) just came into my house and shat in my plants. Not cool
November 10, 2025 at 4:13 AM
The Rock Dwayne Johnson (no relation) just came into my house and shat in my plants. Not cool
TURN ON THE TV!!!! ANY CHANNEL!!!! BART SIMPON!!!!!
November 9, 2025 at 8:41 PM
TURN ON THE TV!!!! ANY CHANNEL!!!! BART SIMPON!!!!!
Made fun of a pirate. Who the fuck was gonna tell me they had cannons. My house is a pile of rubble
November 8, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Made fun of a pirate. Who the fuck was gonna tell me they had cannons. My house is a pile of rubble
Lactose intolerant people be seeing boobs and thinking "no thank you". Smh
November 7, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Lactose intolerant people be seeing boobs and thinking "no thank you". Smh
Breaking news, JD Vance just divorced his wife and married Barron Trump. Truly a win for the LGBT community
November 6, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Breaking news, JD Vance just divorced his wife and married Barron Trump. Truly a win for the LGBT community
And Ronald Reagan wept
November 5, 2025 at 3:10 AM
And Ronald Reagan wept
I met God and he's a man. He transitioned a long time ago and now likes boy stuff like GI Joes and trains
November 5, 2025 at 2:01 AM
I met God and he's a man. He transitioned a long time ago and now likes boy stuff like GI Joes and trains
I just spilled coke on my jorts. Fuck my stupid chud life
November 4, 2025 at 5:49 PM
I just spilled coke on my jorts. Fuck my stupid chud life
Hershey chocolate? Sorry, I only eat Dubai chocolate. You can really taste the slave labor
November 4, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Hershey chocolate? Sorry, I only eat Dubai chocolate. You can really taste the slave labor
In a perfect world, maybe former President Barack Obama would be married to me and we could drone strike the middle east together. Just another dream I guess
November 4, 2025 at 7:01 AM
In a perfect world, maybe former President Barack Obama would be married to me and we could drone strike the middle east together. Just another dream I guess
How many pronouns does it take to vote for Biden. 12. Take that libs. Anyway, time to drink not woke beer and drive
November 3, 2025 at 6:13 PM
How many pronouns does it take to vote for Biden. 12. Take that libs. Anyway, time to drink not woke beer and drive
You, yes you viewer, were in my dream last night. I saw you naked you freak
November 2, 2025 at 4:16 PM
You, yes you viewer, were in my dream last night. I saw you naked you freak
Clicker training myself to file taxes
November 1, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Clicker training myself to file taxes
My enemies (law enforcement) scheme to halt my enjoyment (my lawyer has advised me not to speak)
November 1, 2025 at 5:24 AM
My enemies (law enforcement) scheme to halt my enjoyment (my lawyer has advised me not to speak)
Gambling isn't about winning or losing, it's about the friends we made along the way
October 31, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Gambling isn't about winning or losing, it's about the friends we made along the way
*gestures at smoldering pile of ash* Its a jeep thing, you wouldn't get it
October 31, 2025 at 2:26 AM
*gestures at smoldering pile of ash* Its a jeep thing, you wouldn't get it
Look man, I really don't want to talk about what happened in that Ruth's Chris Steak House. I mean so fucking what if I fucked the beef? We've all been there
October 30, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Look man, I really don't want to talk about what happened in that Ruth's Chris Steak House. I mean so fucking what if I fucked the beef? We've all been there
The news is in! Here's 15 reasons why vampires love your menstruation!
October 29, 2025 at 1:07 PM
The news is in! Here's 15 reasons why vampires love your menstruation!