What are the best new yorker short stories i need to read before i cancel my subscription?

Call me mega Kangaskhan the way I always hit it twice

I love Kendrick and I love Severance but there is no meaningful revolution to be found or provoked through art. Only education and then organised action.
Banksy is bullshit. Organise.

People are like "there are no right wingers on blue sky" and i don't get it there are plenty of liberals on here

In my charlatancore era

Just thought about Rowan Atkinson as Mr Bean and giggled

Icl I’m a terrible person because I lowkey want Kendrick to diss him. I also want Kendrick to diss j Cole. I think I want him to diss literally every rapper there is. Fuck it go at snoop again

Cons of the French language:
- every word is gendered with no clear nonbinary option creating potential for dysphoria

Pros of French language:
- they have she/they he/they already built in (elles, ils)
- it sounds really sexy

Bucky the vampire slayer

If you see this post do it !
Pronouns: they/she
Height: 5,9
Shoe size: 8
Smoke: cigrettio
Tattoos: need more
Piercings: lost it when I was stoned
Fav drink: water or wine whichever Jesus decides is best in the moment x