Eric Budke
Eric Budke
@budke.bsky.social
I am announcing the following tariffs:

Wife: 10%
Kid 1: 20%
Kid 2: 25%
Kid 3: 30%
Dogs: 0%
Goats: 30%
Unicorns: 27%
April 3, 2025 at 7:06 PM
This is only one day, get to work people.
April 3, 2025 at 3:13 PM
These ivy league grant cancellations have a rather distinct odor of Trump having some grievance with them directly. Did they all reject Barron and him?
April 1, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Just curious given how petty the orange menace is... @briantylercohen.bsky.social and @angrystaffer.bsky.social any chance that Barron was rejected from @columbiauniversity.bsky.social ?
March 8, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Newspaper that still won't accept results of 2020 election chides politician who accepted loss over lack of acceptance of loss by 1.3% of voting population while calling it "monumental" nypost.com/2025/01/24/u...
Kamala Harris stewing in California over monumental defeat — but still won’t take responsibility for her loss
“I don’t see her getting a warm welcome back in California. She’s going to have to move to Montecito and become Meghan Markle’s neighbor. They have a lot in common. They’re …
nypost.com
January 24, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Maybe if we turn off and turn back on 2025 it would be better.
January 2, 2025 at 12:44 AM
So trump rings the opening bell and the stock market dies. Everything he touches does die.
December 18, 2024 at 7:28 PM
Finally interesting football
watching German ice football highlights, I’ve never felt more alive
December 13, 2024 at 1:16 PM
Reposted by Eric Budke
How is the OpenAI board gonna fire Sam Altman just because he gave answers that sounded plausible but weren't actually accurate?
November 17, 2023 at 9:07 PM
I'd sort of like to thank @ScreenActors for giving us Idiocracy and Shitts Creek which have too accurately foretold the story of the Trump family.
Thanks to @danjlevy and Mike Judge
September 27, 2023 at 4:07 PM
I mean I've felt this way since I mistakenly picked some up when it first came out.
A Decongestant in Many Cold Medicines Is Ineffective www.nytimes.com/2023/09/12/w...
A Decongestant in Many Cold Medicines Is Ineffective
Here’s what you can use instead.
www.nytimes.com
September 13, 2023 at 11:48 AM