Brent Mac
@budobrentendo.bsky.social
I've been known to do jujitsu for a while and watch a couple of movies. True blue born Nova Scotian, mostly hiding out in Halifax and parts of Cape Breton. I work in Arts, entertainment, and advertisements.
Here's hoping we can all get along!
Here's hoping we can all get along!
I can never beat Bob Seger at chess...
He's worked so hard at his Knight moves
He's worked so hard at his Knight moves
January 29, 2026 at 10:43 PM
I can never beat Bob Seger at chess...
He's worked so hard at his Knight moves
He's worked so hard at his Knight moves
There's not one flock of seaguls in the Middle East...
Because Iran so far away
Because Iran so far away
January 28, 2026 at 6:10 PM
There's not one flock of seaguls in the Middle East...
Because Iran so far away
Because Iran so far away
My toilet paper is always rolling down hill...
It loves to get to the bottom of things
It loves to get to the bottom of things
November 12, 2025 at 1:09 PM
My toilet paper is always rolling down hill...
It loves to get to the bottom of things
It loves to get to the bottom of things
I'm so good at sleeping...
I can do it with my eyes closed!
I can do it with my eyes closed!
November 10, 2025 at 6:47 PM
I'm so good at sleeping...
I can do it with my eyes closed!
I can do it with my eyes closed!
That ship looks pretty tired...
Might need some T-L-Sea
Might need some T-L-Sea
November 6, 2025 at 8:58 PM
That ship looks pretty tired...
Might need some T-L-Sea
Might need some T-L-Sea
Vampires are so bad at art!
They only know how to draw blood
They only know how to draw blood
October 27, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Vampires are so bad at art!
They only know how to draw blood
They only know how to draw blood
How many general-relativity theorists does it take to change a light bulb...
Two, one to hold the bulb and one to rotate space.
Two, one to hold the bulb and one to rotate space.
October 23, 2025 at 1:30 AM
How many general-relativity theorists does it take to change a light bulb...
Two, one to hold the bulb and one to rotate space.
Two, one to hold the bulb and one to rotate space.
I gave the guinea pigs a grape...
They let out a little whine
They let out a little whine
October 20, 2025 at 12:29 AM
I gave the guinea pigs a grape...
They let out a little whine
They let out a little whine
I got an email telling me this company can read maps backwards...
That's just spam
That's just spam
October 9, 2025 at 2:37 PM
I got an email telling me this company can read maps backwards...
That's just spam
That's just spam
Did you hear about that new video game where you play a baker who's does illegal street racing...
It's called "Knead for Speed".
It's called "Knead for Speed".
October 1, 2025 at 9:34 AM
Did you hear about that new video game where you play a baker who's does illegal street racing...
It's called "Knead for Speed".
It's called "Knead for Speed".
I just witnessed a guy get held up for his coffee...
He got mugged!
He got mugged!
September 29, 2025 at 9:45 PM
I just witnessed a guy get held up for his coffee...
He got mugged!
He got mugged!
You can always flip a canoe on your head and wear it as a hat...
It's capsized
It's capsized
September 25, 2025 at 7:13 PM
You can always flip a canoe on your head and wear it as a hat...
It's capsized
It's capsized
Recently I've been attending meetings of Eavesdroppers Anonymous...
Not that they know.
Not that they know.
September 24, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Recently I've been attending meetings of Eavesdroppers Anonymous...
Not that they know.
Not that they know.
Florescent lights are so stupid all they do is hum...
They can't remember the words
They can't remember the words
September 22, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Florescent lights are so stupid all they do is hum...
They can't remember the words
They can't remember the words
There's a place where ghosts like to go swimming...
It's call Lake Eerie
It's call Lake Eerie
September 19, 2025 at 4:30 PM
There's a place where ghosts like to go swimming...
It's call Lake Eerie
It's call Lake Eerie
I might take up a career in tarot...
I can see my future there
I can see my future there
September 17, 2025 at 12:04 PM
I might take up a career in tarot...
I can see my future there
I can see my future there
This time traveler was hungry after his late bite...
He went back four seconds
He went back four seconds
September 16, 2025 at 2:41 PM
This time traveler was hungry after his late bite...
He went back four seconds
He went back four seconds
My sesame seeds can't leave the casino...
They're on a roll
They're on a roll
September 15, 2025 at 1:05 PM
My sesame seeds can't leave the casino...
They're on a roll
They're on a roll
A kid just bungee jumped off the school flagpole...
He got suspended
He got suspended
September 7, 2025 at 1:04 PM
A kid just bungee jumped off the school flagpole...
He got suspended
He got suspended
My chicken got an F on her report card...
She didn't study for the eggs-am
She didn't study for the eggs-am
September 5, 2025 at 9:42 AM
My chicken got an F on her report card...
She didn't study for the eggs-am
She didn't study for the eggs-am
My bees had to go to the dermatologist...
They had hives
They had hives
August 19, 2025 at 11:07 PM
My bees had to go to the dermatologist...
They had hives
They had hives
Nova Scotia's weather service is such a stressful job...
They're always working under high pressure
They're always working under high pressure
August 18, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Nova Scotia's weather service is such a stressful job...
They're always working under high pressure
They're always working under high pressure
Don't trust a taco...
They spill the beans
They spill the beans
August 10, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Don't trust a taco...
They spill the beans
They spill the beans
What do you call the drought in Nova Scotia...
Canada Dry
Canada Dry
August 8, 2025 at 12:17 PM
What do you call the drought in Nova Scotia...
Canada Dry
Canada Dry
I feel like guinea pigs should roar more...
But they're a little wheek
But they're a little wheek
August 6, 2025 at 12:15 PM
I feel like guinea pigs should roar more...
But they're a little wheek
But they're a little wheek