Martin Andrew
@budya.bsky.social
“Knives and forks being tools, my father handled them with his usual clumsiness. It was generally agreed within the family that my father couldn’t eat a pear without getting his elbows wet, and that after a honey sandwich he had to have a bath.” ~C.R.Milne
Aged Batistas are voiding their Depends at the thought.
January 5, 2026 at 11:40 AM
Aged Batistas are voiding their Depends at the thought.
That is the type of detail I like.
January 4, 2026 at 8:38 PM
That is the type of detail I like.
When the new overlords start getting lead lobotomies, it will quickly end in chaos.
January 4, 2026 at 7:09 PM
When the new overlords start getting lead lobotomies, it will quickly end in chaos.
2 of 2. He explained one day, he was maybe going to get slightly larger but he had reached his maximum natural size.
I was after lean muscle and was still bulky. At 40, I had a A 34-inch waist and 42-inch chest. Nothing to sneeze at. Never buff though.
I ate huge amounts of food.
I was after lean muscle and was still bulky. At 40, I had a A 34-inch waist and 42-inch chest. Nothing to sneeze at. Never buff though.
I ate huge amounts of food.
January 4, 2026 at 6:06 PM
2 of 2. He explained one day, he was maybe going to get slightly larger but he had reached his maximum natural size.
I was after lean muscle and was still bulky. At 40, I had a A 34-inch waist and 42-inch chest. Nothing to sneeze at. Never buff though.
I ate huge amounts of food.
I was after lean muscle and was still bulky. At 40, I had a A 34-inch waist and 42-inch chest. Nothing to sneeze at. Never buff though.
I ate huge amounts of food.
A specialist in forensics said the easiest way to visually detect steroid use, is the ridge of neck muscle between the hsoulders.
It is only seen on body builders who are on the gear. I used to go to the gym where a 'Mr Natural' champion trained. 1 of 2
It is only seen on body builders who are on the gear. I used to go to the gym where a 'Mr Natural' champion trained. 1 of 2
January 4, 2026 at 6:02 PM
A specialist in forensics said the easiest way to visually detect steroid use, is the ridge of neck muscle between the hsoulders.
It is only seen on body builders who are on the gear. I used to go to the gym where a 'Mr Natural' champion trained. 1 of 2
It is only seen on body builders who are on the gear. I used to go to the gym where a 'Mr Natural' champion trained. 1 of 2
In Miami, aged Batsistas will be voiding their Depends after reading Trump's comments.
On X there was some dickhead saying Cubans communists are cowards.
I replied, 'The Bay of Pigs'. He ceased commenting.
On X there was some dickhead saying Cubans communists are cowards.
I replied, 'The Bay of Pigs'. He ceased commenting.
January 4, 2026 at 5:58 PM
In Miami, aged Batsistas will be voiding their Depends after reading Trump's comments.
On X there was some dickhead saying Cubans communists are cowards.
I replied, 'The Bay of Pigs'. He ceased commenting.
On X there was some dickhead saying Cubans communists are cowards.
I replied, 'The Bay of Pigs'. He ceased commenting.
No PEDs detected although his urine did melt the sample jar.
January 4, 2026 at 5:52 PM
No PEDs detected although his urine did melt the sample jar.
What the fuck has Cuba done? Besides survive.
January 4, 2026 at 5:45 PM
What the fuck has Cuba done? Besides survive.
The Australian Defence Force ran a Alcohol Rehabilitation and Education Program for alcoholics. Some could finish the course and still enjoy a drink or two, for most it was absitinence. You are the latter.
You are human. You make mistakes. Don't beat yourself up over it. 👍
You are human. You make mistakes. Don't beat yourself up over it. 👍
January 4, 2026 at 5:04 PM
The Australian Defence Force ran a Alcohol Rehabilitation and Education Program for alcoholics. Some could finish the course and still enjoy a drink or two, for most it was absitinence. You are the latter.
You are human. You make mistakes. Don't beat yourself up over it. 👍
You are human. You make mistakes. Don't beat yourself up over it. 👍
On the ground already? There is now going to be an inurgency.
January 3, 2026 at 11:31 PM
On the ground already? There is now going to be an inurgency.
You won't be welcome and Venezualens will not stand lightly by. No where have I seen this play out before?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=UoOX...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=UoOX...
Fortunate Son - CCR (added UH-1 Huey Effect)
YouTube video by SpartanSix
www.youtube.com
January 3, 2026 at 11:26 PM
You won't be welcome and Venezualens will not stand lightly by. No where have I seen this play out before?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=UoOX...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=UoOX...
I wrote that good Sir, and thank you for replying.
January 3, 2026 at 11:16 PM
I wrote that good Sir, and thank you for replying.
Did you ever come across a Edithe Christie, nee Jones, in your research. Came over to Honk Kong circa 1901/02 from Sydney Australia. Her husband was an officer with the Indo-China Steam Navigation Company.
January 3, 2026 at 10:56 PM
Did you ever come across a Edithe Christie, nee Jones, in your research. Came over to Honk Kong circa 1901/02 from Sydney Australia. Her husband was an officer with the Indo-China Steam Navigation Company.
There is only one thing worse than having the United States as an enemy. It is having it as an ally.
January 3, 2026 at 9:59 PM
There is only one thing worse than having the United States as an enemy. It is having it as an ally.
And now every US citizen in Venezuala have a target on their back.
January 3, 2026 at 9:54 PM
And now every US citizen in Venezuala have a target on their back.
Don't beat yourself up over it. Life is like that.
January 3, 2026 at 8:28 PM
Don't beat yourself up over it. Life is like that.
It is an excellent lesson on how not to do it. The insurgents are still around.
January 3, 2026 at 8:09 PM
It is an excellent lesson on how not to do it. The insurgents are still around.
My brother has the history of the trials. I have seen one of the .45ACP Lugers from the trial ina museum and it is not in the United States.
January 3, 2026 at 7:52 PM
My brother has the history of the trials. I have seen one of the .45ACP Lugers from the trial ina museum and it is not in the United States.
Stop at Daylesford and have the Austrian apple cake at the Bakery King.
January 3, 2026 at 6:38 PM
Stop at Daylesford and have the Austrian apple cake at the Bakery King.
I mowed the lawn and didn't need to take some serious shit afterwards.
Win!
Win!
January 2, 2026 at 7:15 PM
I mowed the lawn and didn't need to take some serious shit afterwards.
Win!
Win!
