BuffaloHopscotch
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BuffaloHopscotch
@buffalohopscotch.bsky.social
Hi, how are ya?
(whether that's through shock or joy will be my own cryptic message)
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February 12, 2026 at 4:26 AM
Very cryptic, the cute may depend on how much mucus you got flying around!

But I hope you feel better soon!
February 12, 2026 at 4:11 AM
Handled it like a champ, Vox. I only choked 7 times.
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February 11, 2026 at 10:30 AM
Stay away, Karj

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I got told that I should improve my house by colour coordinating areas better. So it took a day or two but I just got my piss the perfect shade of yellow to match the lemon flavoured toilet cleaner hanging from the bowl.
February 11, 2026 at 7:42 AM
I saw you like my post about the shade of my piss, you can't fool me!
February 11, 2026 at 7:35 AM
I hope you can still respect me
February 11, 2026 at 6:40 AM
You weren't supposed to see those videos I posted of me putting tomato sauce on my mashed potatoes
February 11, 2026 at 5:42 AM
Me too! BuffaloHopscotch and VoxHallow F.B.I
February 10, 2026 at 9:28 PM
That's awesome, well done! Now you can put it in a leather wallet and pretend flash it like an FBI badge.
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February 10, 2026 at 9:22 PM
Hmmm. OK, but if I walk into a pole I'm telling everyone it's your fault.

I also hope you managed to get your to-do list done also.
February 10, 2026 at 8:47 PM
Dang, I'm sorry to hear that.
February 10, 2026 at 8:34 PM
Morning, Vox! Can I go back to bed?
February 10, 2026 at 8:34 PM
Not everyone makes the cut, but I have no doubt you're cut out to be an ass bad.
February 10, 2026 at 10:10 AM
Insatiable I know. That's why I always have the cum dealers on speed dial. There's always room for one more in my gang if you ever want to join. We're called the "Ass Bads" because we're not bad asses, we're ass bads.
February 10, 2026 at 10:02 AM
LOL, I was just in the mood, you know how it can get sometimes!
February 10, 2026 at 9:51 AM