This was brought on by that Deadpool!Lisa fic that’s started recently, because I genuinely can’t tell if Lisa is actually meant to be into Taylor or if it’s meant to be feel this uncomfortable and forced.

Sorry, apparently to this list I’m adding FUCKING ZHENG???

Our Aberrant Mind Sorcerer, instead of joining the party on our ship to, y’know, help, stayed behind, dominated one of the competitors, spent the entire duration attacking another and preventing them from moving, then rammed them full speed. This is bullying.

I’m counting Aang as a -B card because even if he’s technically 5 colour, he still supports my point. His front side is 4c, and what four colours are they? WURG.

I always just say “an arbitrary amount.” It communicates that there’s a finite number of tokens, but the number is something like “the number of atoms in the universe raised to the length of a light year written in nanometres.” You’re only getting around it with another arbitrary number.

Peel btw. It’s very good: archiveofourown.org/works/244696...

I want to be clear, this has nothing to do with the show, I have never watched it. Bender is what you got called by kids too scared to say the F slur at school in the UK. The utter glee with which it's being propositioned here is simply endlessly funny to me.