Is his hand holding the water bottle shaking yet?

They made him out of parts from Goebbels.

They did leave some killbots behind.

Well, it caused the aliens to leave Earth.

I think it's time to revive the Marching Leech Kazoo Band from the Doo Dah Parade.

I'd totally hire the olive oil guy.

For sure, but only because Trump likes how he lights fires under people. He clearly is fully in control of Noem, but that's because she's such a wimp at office politics.

I've always been sure that all of Trump's advisors warned him not to give Miller any direct power or responsibility because the guy has literally never managed anything.

But he's great at being an "idea guy" and knows how to throw bombs.

I mean, if it's the Iranian revolution outside the gates it's one thing, but if it's a bunch of cosplaying Seal Team ROTC clowns, there's not gonna be much left of them.

ew.

I'm sure if Greg wanted to rid himself of some woke internationalists, the University of California would be happy to take custody of its new Austin campus.

The consequences of the subsidence that would be caused by trying to extract water from this reservoir are the stuff of apocalyptic science fiction.

America: where the 1st Amendment supposedly guarantees my right to worship Gamera.