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Bugfrog
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Insectamphibiantifa. Speaker of words sometimes. Hate this timeline; working for the new one. User of semicolons in Denver. That’s good; let’s see what happens. Drinks Guinness every day.
Release the Trump-Epstein files!
Where dem files at? Let’s go. Ain’t nobody got time for dis no mo.
December 19, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Where dem files at? Let’s go. Ain’t nobody got time for dis no mo.
December 19, 2025 at 1:27 PM
I'm on Teams, waiting for 10 minutes so far for the person to show up. While I'm waiting, I get a holiday email from them saying that I'm a valuable partner and they appreciate my business. Happi Holidaze!
December 17, 2025 at 4:25 PM
When people are focused on their jobs, the don’t notice details like windows.
December 13, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Dolphins and orcas are teaming up. Humans are in trouble. They’ll build underwater air pockets and make us do tricks. I fully support this plan.
December 12, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Everybody is working extra jobs to make ends meet these days. Even Jesus.
December 11, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Circus peanuts. He’s the color of circus peanuts.

OMG this totally makes sense.
December 11, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Are the Epstein Files in that oil tanker? No? Then we have no business there.

Release the files.
December 10, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Will bootstraps be tax deductible in 2026?
December 10, 2025 at 5:27 PM
And another one!
December 9, 2025 at 1:55 PM
The US Department of War strategy has become just like hunting. Our opponents aren’t armed and have no idea they are the opponent.
December 7, 2025 at 6:36 PM
It’s like watching films from the 1800s. Opening of Die Hard he’s got a gun on the plane.
December 6, 2025 at 9:15 PM
TIL I can use a UV laser toy to draw giant eyelashes on my photo sensitive glasses!
December 6, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Outside faucet; winterized.
December 6, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Dinosaur - terrifying lizard
Brontosaurus- thunder lizard
Spinosaurus - spine lizard
Thesaurus - overly chatty lizard
December 6, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Have you ever written a sentence and on review found there were more parenthetical clarifications than actual sentence?
December 6, 2025 at 7:00 PM
This band has the tallest fan average I have ever seen.
December 5, 2025 at 4:17 AM
The convenience of working in a browser window is valid for users and for builders. That said, I do not like working in browser windows, especially when a poor build makes me log back in again and again and again. Let me at least pick my session duration.
December 4, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Pantone, seriously? JFC.
December 4, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Another Denver morning fire sky! Amazing.
December 2, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Have leftover cranberries so trying a Cranberry Crumble like a madman in a bakery.
November 30, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Happy Mandolin Veterans Remembrance Day! To all who have served and been injured before, and all who will join our ranks today, I salute you.
a man in a pink shirt and suspenders is using a grater
ALT: a man in a pink shirt and suspenders is using a grater
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November 27, 2025 at 4:29 PM
I see no files
The files unseen
I see no files
From the Epstein

I won’t forget
Oh don’t cha know
That there’s a list
Of rich ped0s
November 26, 2025 at 4:49 AM
It’s like buying a lifetime warranty on a pizza. This must be useful for someone.
November 26, 2025 at 12:01 AM
From mmm mmm good to mm mm mm in a day.
a woman in a wig and glasses is sitting at a table in a kitchen and saying mm mm mm .
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November 25, 2025 at 4:30 PM