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You couldn't seduce me to do anything if you tried.
Well I can’t seduce you into being quick
Stop messing up my plans.
December 14, 2025 at 6:37 AM
You couldn't seduce me to do anything if you tried.
Stop messing up my plans.
You’re not the only magic person I know
[ Eyeroll. ]
Wait until after Christmas.
Wait until after Christmas.
December 14, 2025 at 6:25 AM
Stop messing up my plans.
[ Eyeroll. ]
Wait until after Christmas.
Wait until after Christmas.
Because I didn’t have feelings then!
I understand that. But, she was big before. Why didn't you woo her then?
December 14, 2025 at 6:15 AM
[ Eyeroll. ]
Wait until after Christmas.
Wait until after Christmas.
[ In the confessional booth, staring at the camera, arms crossed. ]
I know how to change her back. I'm not saying how though.
I know how to change her back. I'm not saying how though.
December 14, 2025 at 6:08 AM
[ In the confessional booth, staring at the camera, arms crossed. ]
I know how to change her back. I'm not saying how though.
I know how to change her back. I'm not saying how though.
I understand that. But, she was big before. Why didn't you woo her then?
She literally said to put any wooing or marriage requests on hold until she’s normal size!
Trying? She's not that hard to woo.
December 14, 2025 at 6:05 AM
I understand that. But, she was big before. Why didn't you woo her then?
Trying? She's not that hard to woo.
I’ve been trying to for a while now
Me, literally a second ago. Woo her some other time.
December 14, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Trying? She's not that hard to woo.
Me, literally a second ago. Woo her some other time.
Says who?! I’m trying to woo her dammit!
No, I need her that small.
December 14, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Me, literally a second ago. Woo her some other time.
No, I need her that small.
ALICE! TURN THAT PRETTY MAPLE LEAF BACK INTO NORMAL SIZE!
December 14, 2025 at 5:01 AM
No, I need her that small.
Exactly. You know the drill.
Gotcha, gotcha. Being sneaky. Being covert. Incognito
Possibly.
December 14, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Exactly. You know the drill.
Possibly.
Are you the one I paid to cast a spell on a certain person obsessed with their brother
And she's me.
December 14, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Possibly.
And she's me.
The Etsy Witch is real
December 13, 2025 at 11:45 PM
And she's me.
I didn't know people window shopped for pissing men.
December 7, 2025 at 11:46 AM
I didn't know people window shopped for pissing men.
My present escaped. Damn it.
December 4, 2025 at 10:54 PM
My present escaped. Damn it.
Pregnancy is overrated.
December 4, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Pregnancy is overrated.
I suppose.
May i at least treat you to lunch?
That's what magic club is for.
November 28, 2025 at 2:40 AM
I suppose.
That's what magic club is for.
Why not share the whimsy?
I get enough whimsy out of doing magic
November 28, 2025 at 2:01 AM
That's what magic club is for.
I get enough whimsy out of doing magic
Open your heart, Alive! Let joy and whimsy flood you!
Why? It's not like I'm interested in anyone in the first place.
November 28, 2025 at 1:41 AM
I get enough whimsy out of doing magic
Why? It's not like I'm interested in anyone in the first place.
Then perhaps you should believe me? Even id only a little?
I'm pretty sure you're the only one who thinks that.
November 28, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Why? It's not like I'm interested in anyone in the first place.
I'm pretty sure you're the only one who thinks that.
I’m sure you’d be a lovely woman to date, Alice. Have confidence!
I'm just not good with it.
November 28, 2025 at 12:39 AM
I'm pretty sure you're the only one who thinks that.
I'm just not good with it.
How so? Do you choke up on prose?
I'm not good with romance.
November 28, 2025 at 12:16 AM
I'm just not good with it.
Give them to people you know. Friends. Family.
i don't think i can do that. people are gonna look at me weird.
Hand them out to people.
November 27, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Give them to people you know. Friends. Family.
Hand them out to people.
felt bad about my neighborhood bakery having less sales than usual this week so i accidentally bought 24 muffins. help.
November 27, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Hand them out to people.
Taking a trip to wonderland.
November 27, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Taking a trip to wonderland.
I'm not good with romance.
There you go! A date isn’t much different other than seeing if you’re a romantic match
Oh. I hang out with friends.
November 27, 2025 at 9:26 PM
I'm not good with romance.
Oh. I hang out with friends.
It doesn’t have to be. It could just be coffee or lunch
Like.. on a date..?
November 26, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Oh. I hang out with friends.