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You couldn't seduce me to do anything if you tried.
Well I can’t seduce you into being quick
December 14, 2025 at 6:37 AM
Stop messing up my plans.
You’re not the only magic person I know
December 14, 2025 at 6:25 AM
[ Eyeroll. ]

Wait until after Christmas.
Because I didn’t have feelings then!
I understand that. But, she was big before. Why didn't you woo her then?
December 14, 2025 at 6:15 AM
[ In the confessional booth, staring at the camera, arms crossed. ]

I know how to change her back. I'm not saying how though.
December 14, 2025 at 6:08 AM
I understand that. But, she was big before. Why didn't you woo her then?
She literally said to put any wooing or marriage requests on hold until she’s normal size!
December 14, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Trying? She's not that hard to woo.
I’ve been trying to for a while now
Me, literally a second ago. Woo her some other time.
December 14, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Me, literally a second ago. Woo her some other time.
Says who?! I’m trying to woo her dammit!
December 14, 2025 at 5:09 AM
No, I need her that small.
ALICE! TURN THAT PRETTY MAPLE LEAF BACK INTO NORMAL SIZE!
December 14, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Exactly. You know the drill.
Gotcha, gotcha. Being sneaky. Being covert. Incognito
December 14, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Possibly.
Are you the one I paid to cast a spell on a certain person obsessed with their brother
December 14, 2025 at 12:27 AM
And she's me.
The Etsy Witch is real
December 13, 2025 at 11:45 PM
I didn't know people window shopped for pissing men.
December 7, 2025 at 11:46 AM
My present escaped. Damn it.
December 4, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Pregnancy is overrated.
December 4, 2025 at 5:01 AM
I suppose.
May i at least treat you to lunch?
November 28, 2025 at 2:40 AM
That's what magic club is for.
Why not share the whimsy?
November 28, 2025 at 2:01 AM
I get enough whimsy out of doing magic
Open your heart, Alive! Let joy and whimsy flood you!
Why? It's not like I'm interested in anyone in the first place.
November 28, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Why? It's not like I'm interested in anyone in the first place.
Then perhaps you should believe me? Even id only a little?
I'm pretty sure you're the only one who thinks that.
November 28, 2025 at 1:06 AM
I'm pretty sure you're the only one who thinks that.
I’m sure you’d be a lovely woman to date, Alice. Have confidence!
November 28, 2025 at 12:39 AM
I'm just not good with it.
How so? Do you choke up on prose?
November 28, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Give them to people you know. Friends. Family.
i don't think i can do that. people are gonna look at me weird.
November 27, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Hand them out to people.
felt bad about my neighborhood bakery having less sales than usual this week so i accidentally bought 24 muffins. help.
November 27, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Taking a trip to wonderland.
November 27, 2025 at 9:26 PM
I'm not good with romance.
There you go! A date isn’t much different other than seeing if you’re a romantic match
November 27, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Oh. I hang out with friends.
It doesn’t have to be. It could just be coffee or lunch
November 26, 2025 at 1:16 AM