cut cut cut

i need a haircut

I like listening to parody songs

I saw a rat today

im fucking full of pizza

Today, an unsettling report emerges of something that should be impossible: another player in singleplayer. Multiple people have seen this "player"; all report it hiding in the fog, creating odd builds. It seems this entity is named "Herobrine".
The report:
web.archive.org/web/20101204...
#minecraft

I dreamt that herobrine killed me and then a group of hackers entered my minecraft world to dox me.

yesterday i met her

bro ૮(˶╥︿╥)ა

yesterday I looked at the pokemon cards i had as a kid, and they were ALL FAKE.

i don't know where I bought them, there's literally only one real card.

i wasn't really a pokemon fan back then but damn they got me.

today i saw small bugs

✦ 𝐒𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐄 𝐆𝐎𝐀𝐋𝐒 ✦

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why do roses smell like pure dead

the other day I had to step on a bug. to end its suffering. at the very tower bridge. am i a bad person

#bug #notinspected #sickbug #only3legs #prollydehydrated #abitdisgustinglookingone

FORNIT