i’ma certified weird shit liker
September 6, 2024 at 3:37 AM
i’ma certified weird shit liker
raise your hand if you walk different routes to and back from the bathroom so your coworkers don’t know how long you spent taking a work shit
January 10, 2024 at 7:30 PM
raise your hand if you walk different routes to and back from the bathroom so your coworkers don’t know how long you spent taking a work shit
curbside grocery pickup parking rules are the same as men’s bathroom urinal rules. leave a buffer space whenever possible unless you’re some sort of freak
September 3, 2023 at 3:25 PM
curbside grocery pickup parking rules are the same as men’s bathroom urinal rules. leave a buffer space whenever possible unless you’re some sort of freak
why is everything so far away from my bed
August 25, 2023 at 9:02 PM
why is everything so far away from my bed
there’s too dang many sweaty pay2win mfs on duolingo!!
August 23, 2023 at 4:09 AM
there’s too dang many sweaty pay2win mfs on duolingo!!
imagine having an everquest character old enough to vote
August 22, 2023 at 3:56 AM
imagine having an everquest character old enough to vote
do people still use songs as ringtones
August 21, 2023 at 4:01 AM
do people still use songs as ringtones
confidence is a clean butthole
August 19, 2023 at 4:21 PM
confidence is a clean butthole
i crave ego death, and also regular death
August 18, 2023 at 10:20 PM
i crave ego death, and also regular death
but i love putting all of my eggs in one basket
August 18, 2023 at 1:34 PM
but i love putting all of my eggs in one basket
you know what they say about assumptions. they make an ass out of u and mptions
August 18, 2023 at 2:22 AM
you know what they say about assumptions. they make an ass out of u and mptions
i’m not an early adopter, I’m an early abandoner
August 17, 2023 at 10:57 PM
i’m not an early adopter, I’m an early abandoner