The mood is right
The spirit's up
We're here tonight
And that's a gun
Simply having a gunderful Christmas gun
Simply having a gunderful Christmas gun
The spirit's up
We're here tonight
And that's a gun
Simply having a gunderful Christmas gun
Simply having a gunderful Christmas gun
December 19, 2025 at 4:47 AM
The mood is right
The spirit's up
We're here tonight
And that's a gun
Simply having a gunderful Christmas gun
Simply having a gunderful Christmas gun
The spirit's up
We're here tonight
And that's a gun
Simply having a gunderful Christmas gun
Simply having a gunderful Christmas gun
You (a fool): Corn maze
Me (intellectually): maize labyrinth
Me (intellectually): maize labyrinth
November 18, 2025 at 5:15 PM
You (a fool): Corn maze
Me (intellectually): maize labyrinth
Me (intellectually): maize labyrinth
There should be a heel team in every professional sports league that exists only to boost the record of every other team, farm highlights, etc, and their name would change for each matchup to something appropriate as an enemy of the home team. ie the patriots play against the bennedict arnolds,
November 18, 2025 at 5:02 PM
There should be a heel team in every professional sports league that exists only to boost the record of every other team, farm highlights, etc, and their name would change for each matchup to something appropriate as an enemy of the home team. ie the patriots play against the bennedict arnolds,
This is way late but:
October 11, 2025 at 7:03 PM
This is way late but:
hallelujah takes place in California
October 11, 2025 at 6:50 PM
hallelujah takes place in California
Im smiling and imagining that there's someone in India who regularly refers to western style tea as "tea chai" (or maybe "chai tea" depending on how adjectives work).
October 9, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Im smiling and imagining that there's someone in India who regularly refers to western style tea as "tea chai" (or maybe "chai tea" depending on how adjectives work).
I t hink it would be possible to stage a production of romeo and juliet where you emphasize the meaninglessness of the feud and the beauty of their love and argue that they are right to do what they do; the tragic flaw lies in their families not in their love
September 19, 2025 at 8:49 PM
I t hink it would be possible to stage a production of romeo and juliet where you emphasize the meaninglessness of the feud and the beauty of their love and argue that they are right to do what they do; the tragic flaw lies in their families not in their love
whats the economics of happy hours? sure any deal good enogh to entice non-customers to come in on off hours would be good enough to poach people who already like your restaurant away from full price time?
Only explanation I can figure is maybe you use one when you have too many people at peak?
Only explanation I can figure is maybe you use one when you have too many people at peak?
August 15, 2025 at 4:03 PM
whats the economics of happy hours? sure any deal good enogh to entice non-customers to come in on off hours would be good enough to poach people who already like your restaurant away from full price time?
Only explanation I can figure is maybe you use one when you have too many people at peak?
Only explanation I can figure is maybe you use one when you have too many people at peak?
If you have something that could conceivably be composted or recycled (eg paper or cardboard) is there a better or worse choice to make in terms of eco friendliness?
August 11, 2025 at 5:37 PM
If you have something that could conceivably be composted or recycled (eg paper or cardboard) is there a better or worse choice to make in terms of eco friendliness?
I did a five k sponsored by a sandpaper company: the course was rough but im happy with my finish
August 11, 2025 at 12:24 PM
I did a five k sponsored by a sandpaper company: the course was rough but im happy with my finish
I bet running these over feels good as hell for the car
July 18, 2025 at 1:55 AM
I bet running these over feels good as hell for the car
Flipping around the lucky in my pack of:
Birthday candles
Blackboard chalk
String cheeses
Washable crayola markers
Gum
Hotdogs
Tampons
Batteries
Underwear
Playing cards
And
Of course
Wolves
Birthday candles
Blackboard chalk
String cheeses
Washable crayola markers
Gum
Hotdogs
Tampons
Batteries
Underwear
Playing cards
And
Of course
Wolves
July 17, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Flipping around the lucky in my pack of:
Birthday candles
Blackboard chalk
String cheeses
Washable crayola markers
Gum
Hotdogs
Tampons
Batteries
Underwear
Playing cards
And
Of course
Wolves
Birthday candles
Blackboard chalk
String cheeses
Washable crayola markers
Gum
Hotdogs
Tampons
Batteries
Underwear
Playing cards
And
Of course
Wolves
If i was the emmies id give an emmy to the emmies every year for best major award show broadcast and the oscars grammies and tonies would be nominated every year and never win.
July 17, 2025 at 4:47 PM
If i was the emmies id give an emmy to the emmies every year for best major award show broadcast and the oscars grammies and tonies would be nominated every year and never win.
Its not cokeing to you that im standing on pepsi
July 17, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Its not cokeing to you that im standing on pepsi
She jal on my peño till i pop 'er
June 23, 2025 at 12:16 AM
She jal on my peño till i pop 'er
top five great filter explanations
1: universe actually really small
1: universe actually really small
May 26, 2025 at 3:44 PM
top five great filter explanations
1: universe actually really small
1: universe actually really small
We walk out into a field strewn with cobble, the remnant of a forgotten town, battle, or —most likely— both. I, an extremely small and sexy wizard, bunch my robes up under my sizable rear and flop, barefoot onto the ground.
May 23, 2025 at 1:26 AM
We walk out into a field strewn with cobble, the remnant of a forgotten town, battle, or —most likely— both. I, an extremely small and sexy wizard, bunch my robes up under my sizable rear and flop, barefoot onto the ground.
You can catch a hundred bass and gars
Set another hook, and you get to reeling
You can say it's just the way you are
Make a new excuse, another fishing season
Set another hook, and you get to reeling
You can say it's just the way you are
Make a new excuse, another fishing season
May 19, 2025 at 2:17 AM
You can catch a hundred bass and gars
Set another hook, and you get to reeling
You can say it's just the way you are
Make a new excuse, another fishing season
Set another hook, and you get to reeling
You can say it's just the way you are
Make a new excuse, another fishing season
Sgt. Pepper's THROBBING COCK club band...?
May 16, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Sgt. Pepper's THROBBING COCK club band...?
The name "HOGWARTS is a acronym WITH secret clues hinting at the two secret houses they dont tell harry about
May 16, 2025 at 3:06 AM
The name "HOGWARTS is a acronym WITH secret clues hinting at the two secret houses they dont tell harry about
Mark cuban and I getting sent directly from the shark tank to jail after he agrees to buy a 51% stake in my "heavy petting zoo".
May 14, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Mark cuban and I getting sent directly from the shark tank to jail after he agrees to buy a 51% stake in my "heavy petting zoo".
I write sins not trader joes
April 25, 2025 at 3:42 PM
I write sins not trader joes